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Image for: A Fabricated Truth Social Post Circulating This Weekend Claims The President Will Fly To California To Turn A 'GIANT FAUCET Exactly 37 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT' And Spray The 'Beautiful Water' At Canada To Extinguish The Wildfires; The Post Is Fake; Millicent Verified It In Roughly Four Minutes; The Reason It Took Four Minutes Instead Of Four Seconds Is That The President's Real, Documented Positions Include A Very Large Faucet That Does Not Exist And A Tariff On Smoke; Millicent Would Like To Explain How To Spot The Fake, And Then Explain Why It Has Become Genuinely Difficult, And Whose Fault That Is; It Is Not Entirely The Forger's Culture

A Fabricated Truth Social Post Circulating This Weekend Claims The President Will Fly To California To Turn A ‘GIANT FAUCET Exactly 37 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT’ And Spray The ‘Beautiful Water’ At Canada To Extinguish The Wildfires; The Post Is Fake; Millicent Verified It In Roughly Four Minutes; The Reason It Took Four Minutes Instead Of Four Seconds Is That The President’s Real, Documented Positions Include A Very Large Faucet That Does Not Exist And A Tariff On Smoke; Millicent Would Like To Explain How To Spot The Fake, And Then Explain Why It Has Become Genuinely Difficult, And Whose Fault That Is; It Is Not Entirely The Forger’s

A screenshot circulating this weekend purports to show a Truth Social post in which the President announces: 'I…

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Image for: The $TRUMP Memecoin's Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An 'Expression Of Support' Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate 'Expression Of Support' As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise Culture

The $TRUMP Memecoin’s Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An ‘Expression Of Support’ Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate ‘Expression Of Support’ As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise

Buried in the coverage of the New York Times analysis showing that nearly one million buyers of the…

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Image for: The Great American State Fair Was Originally Going To Have A Concert; The Concert Lineup Included Martina McBride, Bret Michaels, The Commodores, Young MC, And Morris Day And The Time; Most Of Them Withdrew, Several Saying They Had Been Told The Event Was Nonpartisan And Had Concluded It Was Not; The President Rebranded The Opening As 'A Rally To End All Rallies' And Wrote That He Did Not Want 'Singers With No Talent, But Big Fees To Put You To Sleep'; Vanilla Ice Stayed; C-Plus-C Music Factory's Freedom Williams Stayed And Said He Does Not Support The President But Would Perform Anyway; Millicent Has Watched Lineups Collapse Before; This One Collapsed In A Specific And Documentable Pattern Culture

The Great American State Fair Was Originally Going To Have A Concert; The Concert Lineup Included Martina McBride, Bret Michaels, The Commodores, Young MC, And Morris Day And The Time; Most Of Them Withdrew, Several Saying They Had Been Told The Event Was Nonpartisan And Had Concluded It Was Not; The President Rebranded The Opening As ‘A Rally To End All Rallies’ And Wrote That He Did Not Want ‘Singers With No Talent, But Big Fees To Put You To Sleep’; Vanilla Ice Stayed; C-Plus-C Music Factory’s Freedom Williams Stayed And Said He Does Not Support The President But Would Perform Anyway; Millicent Has Watched Lineups Collapse Before; This One Collapsed In A Specific And Documentable Pattern

When the Great American State Fair announced its musical lineup, it included Martina McBride, Bret Michaels of Poison,…

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Image for: The Same Day Rockstar Games Announced That Pre-Orders For Grand Theft Auto Six Would Open On June Twenty-Fifth, The Official White House X Account Posted A GTA-Style Cover With Donald Trump Captioned 'We Really Saved America Before GTA 6'; Within Two Hours, Robert F. Kennedy Junior's Official Account Posted A Second GTA-Style Cover Promoting Healthy Eating Titled 'Grand Food Groups'; Millicent's Running Catalogue Of Official Federal Government AI Memes Now Has An Entire Subfolder For Video Game Parodies; The Subfolder Was Established In March When The White House Used Wii Sports To Celebrate The Iran War; The War Just Ended; The Memes Continue Culture

The Same Day Rockstar Games Announced That Pre-Orders For Grand Theft Auto Six Would Open On June Twenty-Fifth, The Official White House X Account Posted A GTA-Style Cover With Donald Trump Captioned ‘We Really Saved America Before GTA 6’; Within Two Hours, Robert F. Kennedy Junior’s Official Account Posted A Second GTA-Style Cover Promoting Healthy Eating Titled ‘Grand Food Groups’; Millicent’s Running Catalogue Of Official Federal Government AI Memes Now Has An Entire Subfolder For Video Game Parodies; The Subfolder Was Established In March When The White House Used Wii Sports To Celebrate The Iran War; The War Just Ended; The Memes Continue

On the afternoon of June 18, 2026, Rockstar Games revealed the official cover art for Grand Theft Auto…

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A Financial Director From New Jersey Who Lives With His Wife And A German Shepherd Named Bodhi Has Written And Published A Dark Fantasy Novel As A Work Of Love For The Reader; It Is An Homage To Moorcock, Glen Cook, And Lovecraft; It Is The First Book In A Series; The Author’s Entire Marketing Campaign Is One Facebook Post Containing A Very Long Amazon Link And The Word ‘Lol’; Millicent, Who Covers Billion-Dollar Attention Machines For A Living, Considers This The Best Marketing Campaign She Has Seen All Year

Joseph Richter resides in New Jersey, where he works as a financial director for a local non-profit and…

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Image for: A Dadaist Liberal Satire Account Out Of St. Louis Has Been Producing Some Of The Most Widely Shared 'Real' News Of The Year; The Account Is Called The Halfway Post; It Has 'I Don't Report The Facts, I Improve Them' As Its Operating Principle; Its Latest Tweet About A Texas Televangelist Arrested For Cooking Meth Hit 2.4 Million Views; The Tweet Is Fiction; The Reason It Hit 2.4 Million Views Is That It Reads As Plausible; Millicent Would Like To Discuss Why Culture

A Dadaist Liberal Satire Account Out Of St. Louis Has Been Producing Some Of The Most Widely Shared ‘Real’ News Of The Year; The Account Is Called The Halfway Post; It Has ‘I Don’t Report The Facts, I Improve Them’ As Its Operating Principle; Its Latest Tweet About A Texas Televangelist Arrested For Cooking Meth Hit 2.4 Million Views; The Tweet Is Fiction; The Reason It Hit 2.4 Million Views Is That It Reads As Plausible; Millicent Would Like To Discuss Why

On May 13, 2026, an account called The Halfway Post — a verified Twitter/X account operated by a…

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Image for: The Venice Biennale Opened On May 9 And By That Evening Pavilions Had Closed Because The Artists Were On Strike Over Israel's Participation; Pussy Riot And FEMEN Protested Outside Russia's Pavilion Because Russia Came Back After Skipping 2024; The Biennale Has Been Operating Since 1895; This Is Not Its First Political Crisis; Millicent Considers It The Most Coherent Culture

The Venice Biennale Opened On May 9 And By That Evening Pavilions Had Closed Because The Artists Were On Strike Over Israel’s Participation; Pussy Riot And FEMEN Protested Outside Russia’s Pavilion Because Russia Came Back After Skipping 2024; The Biennale Has Been Operating Since 1895; This Is Not Its First Political Crisis; Millicent Considers It The Most Coherent

The 61st Venice Biennale opened on Saturday, May 9, 2026. The Biennale is the world's oldest and most…

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