Opinion
The President’s Memecoin Has Crashed Ninety-Seven Percent And Now Trades At Exactly One Dollar And Seventy-Six Cents; This Publication Has Spent A Year Documenting The Administration’s Founding-Era Numerology — The One-Point-Seven-Seven-Six Billion Dollar Anti-Weaponization Fund, The Venture Firm Named 1789 Capital, The $PATRIOT Memecoin That Funded A Twenty-Two-Foot Golden Statue; Douglas Has Argued, Throughout, That The Numbers Were Marketing; Douglas Must Now Report That The Market Has Answered The Marketing In Its Own Language; The Coin Sought 1776; The Coin Found $1.76; Douglas Did Not Write This Ending; Nobody Could Have; The Ledger Wrote It
This publication has spent the year maintaining a file on the administration's founding-era numerology — the consistent branding…
