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Opinion Winter Paralympics Open In Italy; Nation Briefly Watches Athletes Do Extraordinary Things Before Returning To Doomscrolling The 2026 Winter Paralympics opened Friday in Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy, featuring 584 para athletes from 47 nations competing… March 9, 2026 Editor
Opinion Women Who Have Been Doing Everything Asked Of Them For Entire Careers Honored Today Specifically On International Women's Day, Supposedly News would like to honor the women who work full-time jobs, manage the… March 8, 2026 Editor
Opinion Marathon Officials Redirect Lead Runners Off Course, Award Victory To Confidence And A Good Sense Of Direction An official lead vehicle at the USA Track and Field women's half marathon championship guided three leading athletes… March 7, 2026 Editor