Image for: A Fabricated Truth Social Post Circulating This Weekend Claims The President Will Fly To California To Turn A 'GIANT FAUCET Exactly 37 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT' And Spray The 'Beautiful Water' At Canada To Extinguish The Wildfires; The Post Is Fake; Millicent Verified It In Roughly Four Minutes; The Reason It Took Four Minutes Instead Of Four Seconds Is That The President's Real, Documented Positions Include A Very Large Faucet That Does Not Exist And A Tariff On Smoke; Millicent Would Like To Explain How To Spot The Fake, And Then Explain Why It Has Become Genuinely Difficult, And Whose Fault That Is; It Is Not Entirely The Forger's Culture

A Fabricated Truth Social Post Circulating This Weekend Claims The President Will Fly To California To Turn A ‘GIANT FAUCET Exactly 37 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT’ And Spray The ‘Beautiful Water’ At Canada To Extinguish The Wildfires; The Post Is Fake; Millicent Verified It In Roughly Four Minutes; The Reason It Took Four Minutes Instead Of Four Seconds Is That The President’s Real, Documented Positions Include A Very Large Faucet That Does Not Exist And A Tariff On Smoke; Millicent Would Like To Explain How To Spot The Fake, And Then Explain Why It Has Become Genuinely Difficult, And Whose Fault That Is; It Is Not Entirely The Forger’s

A screenshot circulating this weekend purports to show a Truth Social post in which the President announces: 'I am going to California to turn the GIANT FAUCET exactly 37 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT and aim the beautiful water directly at Canada, under the strong leadership of Prime Minister Mark Carney, where it will extinguish the wildfires almost immediately... Sometimes the simplest solutions require a very stable genius!' The post is fabricated. Millicent Hearsay, Culture Desk — who filed this publication's May meta-piece on the Snopes collection of fake Trump Truth Social posts, and its coverage of the Halfway Post — verified the fabrication in roughly four minutes, using checks she will teach below. But Millicent wants to be honest with the reader about something: it took four minutes, not four seconds, and the gap between those two numbers is the actual story. Because the President's real, extensively documented positions include a 'very large faucet' in the Pacific Northwest that does not exist, and, as of Friday, a plan to tariff smoke. The forger did not have to build the absurdity. The forger only had to rotate it thirty-seven degrees. Millicent will now file, per house precedent: the fake gets debunked, the real gets examined, and the space between them gets measured.

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Senator Mitch McConnell, Eighty-Four, Was Hospitalized For Roughly A Month While His Office Declined To Say Why, Issuing One Statement On July Second And Then Pointing All Subsequent Inquiries Back At It; Into The Vacuum Flowed Rumors, Including A Claim That He Was Braindead, Which His Friends Rebutted By Describing Twenty-Minute Phone Calls; On July Twelfth The Senator Ended The Speculation Himself: He Had A Fall, Was Briefly Unconscious, Broke Nothing, And Picked Up A Mild Case Of Pneumonia; Douglas Wishes The Senator A Full Recovery, Sincerely; Douglas’s Subject Is Not The Man; Douglas’s Subject Is The Vacuum

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Image for: The President Announced On Truth Social That The United States 'Is Being Unnecessarily Invaded By Filthy, Polluted, And Unhealthy Air' From Canadian Wildfires, Declared It 'Willful Negligence,' And Stated The Cost 'Must Of Necessity Be Added To The TARIFFS Canada Is Currently Paying'; Patricia Has Covered Invasions Her Entire Career; This Is The First Invasion Conducted Entirely By Weather; Patricia Has Reviewed The Applicable Doctrine On Deterring An Airborne Adversary With Trade Policy; There Is No Applicable Doctrine; Patricia Also Notes The Administration Has Reportedly Been Dismantling The Federal Labs That Study Wildfire Smoke; The Watching, As Ever, Continues Politics

The President Announced On Truth Social That The United States ‘Is Being Unnecessarily Invaded By Filthy, Polluted, And Unhealthy Air’ From Canadian Wildfires, Declared It ‘Willful Negligence,’ And Stated The Cost ‘Must Of Necessity Be Added To The TARIFFS Canada Is Currently Paying’; Patricia Has Covered Invasions Her Entire Career; This Is The First Invasion Conducted Entirely By Weather; Patricia Has Reviewed The Applicable Doctrine On Deterring An Airborne Adversary With Trade Policy; There Is No Applicable Doctrine; Patricia Also Notes The Administration Has Reportedly Been Dismantling The Federal Labs That Study Wildfire Smoke; The Watching, As Ever, Continues

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Image for: Palm Beach International Airport Was Officially Renamed President Donald J. Trump International Airport On July Ninth Under A Florida State Law; Eric Trump Landed The First Aircraft; The Airport's Three-Letter Code Will Change From PBI To DJT On August Eighteenth; An Internal United Airlines Memo Instructed Agents To Offer Objecting Customers Free Rebooking To Fort Lauderdale Or Miami; United Then Stated The Memo Was 'Poorly Worded And Not Accurate'; Brent Has Flown Through PBI Once, In 2011, And Remembers The Smoothie Being Expensive; Brent Is Therefore The Most Credentialed Aviation Correspondent This Publication Has; Brent Will Take It From Here Local News

Palm Beach International Airport Was Officially Renamed President Donald J. Trump International Airport On July Ninth Under A Florida State Law; Eric Trump Landed The First Aircraft; The Airport’s Three-Letter Code Will Change From PBI To DJT On August Eighteenth; An Internal United Airlines Memo Instructed Agents To Offer Objecting Customers Free Rebooking To Fort Lauderdale Or Miami; United Then Stated The Memo Was ‘Poorly Worded And Not Accurate’; Brent Has Flown Through PBI Once, In 2011, And Remembers The Smoothie Being Expensive; Brent Is Therefore The Most Credentialed Aviation Correspondent This Publication Has; Brent Will Take It From Here

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Image for: At The Pennsylvania Defense And Innovation Summit, The President Claimed That Under The CHIPS Act, 'If You Weren't Transgender, As An Example, You Didn't Qualify,' And That Companies 'Looked All Over For Transgender People To Run The Company' But 'Couldn't Find Them' Because 'They Weren't Into The Chip Making Business, I Guess'; The CHIPS Act Funds Semiconductors; Semiconductors Are Built From Transistors; The Transistor Was Invented At Bell Labs In 1947; Yolanda Has Prepared A Brief Explainer Distinguishing The Transistor From The Transgender Community; Yolanda Cannot Believe The Explainer Is Necessary; The Explainer Is Necessary Science

At The Pennsylvania Defense And Innovation Summit, The President Claimed That Under The CHIPS Act, ‘If You Weren’t Transgender, As An Example, You Didn’t Qualify,’ And That Companies ‘Looked All Over For Transgender People To Run The Company’ But ‘Couldn’t Find Them’ Because ‘They Weren’t Into The Chip Making Business, I Guess’; The CHIPS Act Funds Semiconductors; Semiconductors Are Built From Transistors; The Transistor Was Invented At Bell Labs In 1947; Yolanda Has Prepared A Brief Explainer Distinguishing The Transistor From The Transgender Community; Yolanda Cannot Believe The Explainer Is Necessary; The Explainer Is Necessary

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Image for: The $TRUMP Memecoin's Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An 'Expression Of Support' Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate 'Expression Of Support' As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise Culture

The $TRUMP Memecoin’s Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An ‘Expression Of Support’ Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate ‘Expression Of Support’ As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise

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Image for: The President's Memecoin Has Crashed Ninety-Seven Percent And Now Trades At Exactly One Dollar And Seventy-Six Cents; This Publication Has Spent A Year Documenting The Administration's Founding-Era Numerology — The One-Point-Seven-Seven-Six Billion Dollar Anti-Weaponization Fund, The Venture Firm Named 1789 Capital, The $PATRIOT Memecoin That Funded A Twenty-Two-Foot Golden Statue; Douglas Has Argued, Throughout, That The Numbers Were Marketing; Douglas Must Now Report That The Market Has Answered The Marketing In Its Own Language; The Coin Sought 1776; The Coin Found $1.76; Douglas Did Not Write This Ending; Nobody Could Have; The Ledger Wrote It Opinion

The President’s Memecoin Has Crashed Ninety-Seven Percent And Now Trades At Exactly One Dollar And Seventy-Six Cents; This Publication Has Spent A Year Documenting The Administration’s Founding-Era Numerology — The One-Point-Seven-Seven-Six Billion Dollar Anti-Weaponization Fund, The Venture Firm Named 1789 Capital, The $PATRIOT Memecoin That Funded A Twenty-Two-Foot Golden Statue; Douglas Has Argued, Throughout, That The Numbers Were Marketing; Douglas Must Now Report That The Market Has Answered The Marketing In Its Own Language; The Coin Sought 1776; The Coin Found $1.76; Douglas Did Not Write This Ending; Nobody Could Have; The Ledger Wrote It

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Image for: Nearly One Million People Who Bought The President's Memecoin Have Lost A Combined Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars; Roughly Five Hundred Thousand Mostly-Early Wallets Captured Four Billion In Gains; The President Personally Made Six Hundred Thirty-Six Million, Because The Coin's Structure Paid Him A Fee Whenever Anyone Traded It, Whether The Price Went Up Or Down; Across All One-Point-Four-Eight Million Wallets, The Buyers' Combined Net Gain Is Two Hundred Thirty-Six Million — Barely A Third Of What The President Alone Extracted; Chad Has Read The On-Chain Ledger; The Ledger Is Public; The Ledger Is The Paper Trail; Chad Has Never Had A Paper Trail Handed To Him This Complete Investigative

Nearly One Million People Who Bought The President’s Memecoin Have Lost A Combined Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars; Roughly Five Hundred Thousand Mostly-Early Wallets Captured Four Billion In Gains; The President Personally Made Six Hundred Thirty-Six Million, Because The Coin’s Structure Paid Him A Fee Whenever Anyone Traded It, Whether The Price Went Up Or Down; Across All One-Point-Four-Eight Million Wallets, The Buyers’ Combined Net Gain Is Two Hundred Thirty-Six Million — Barely A Third Of What The President Alone Extracted; Chad Has Read The On-Chain Ledger; The Ledger Is Public; The Ledger Is The Paper Trail; Chad Has Never Had A Paper Trail Handed To Him This Complete

Per an analysis by the blockchain analytics firm Nansen, reported by the New York Times, 988,905 buyers of…

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Image for: Senator Mitch McConnell, Eighty-Four, Was Hospitalized For Roughly A Month While His Office Declined To Say Why, Issuing One Statement On July Second And Then Pointing All Subsequent Inquiries Back At It; Into The Vacuum Flowed Rumors, Including A Claim That He Was Braindead, Which His Friends Rebutted By Describing Twenty-Minute Phone Calls; On July Twelfth The Senator Ended The Speculation Himself: He Had A Fall, Was Briefly Unconscious, Broke Nothing, And Picked Up A Mild Case Of Pneumonia; Douglas Wishes The Senator A Full Recovery, Sincerely; Douglas's Subject Is Not The Man; Douglas's Subject Is The Vacuum Politics

Senator Mitch McConnell, Eighty-Four, Was Hospitalized For Roughly A Month While His Office Declined To Say Why, Issuing One Statement On July Second And Then Pointing All Subsequent Inquiries Back At It; Into The Vacuum Flowed Rumors, Including A Claim That He Was Braindead, Which His Friends Rebutted By Describing Twenty-Minute Phone Calls; On July Twelfth The Senator Ended The Speculation Himself: He Had A Fall, Was Briefly Unconscious, Broke Nothing, And Picked Up A Mild Case Of Pneumonia; Douglas Wishes The Senator A Full Recovery, Sincerely; Douglas’s Subject Is Not The Man; Douglas’s Subject Is The Vacuum

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Image for: The President Announced On Truth Social That The United States 'Is Being Unnecessarily Invaded By Filthy, Polluted, And Unhealthy Air' From Canadian Wildfires, Declared It 'Willful Negligence,' And Stated The Cost 'Must Of Necessity Be Added To The TARIFFS Canada Is Currently Paying'; Patricia Has Covered Invasions Her Entire Career; This Is The First Invasion Conducted Entirely By Weather; Patricia Has Reviewed The Applicable Doctrine On Deterring An Airborne Adversary With Trade Policy; There Is No Applicable Doctrine; Patricia Also Notes The Administration Has Reportedly Been Dismantling The Federal Labs That Study Wildfire Smoke; The Watching, As Ever, Continues Politics

The President Announced On Truth Social That The United States ‘Is Being Unnecessarily Invaded By Filthy, Polluted, And Unhealthy Air’ From Canadian Wildfires, Declared It ‘Willful Negligence,’ And Stated The Cost ‘Must Of Necessity Be Added To The TARIFFS Canada Is Currently Paying’; Patricia Has Covered Invasions Her Entire Career; This Is The First Invasion Conducted Entirely By Weather; Patricia Has Reviewed The Applicable Doctrine On Deterring An Airborne Adversary With Trade Policy; There Is No Applicable Doctrine; Patricia Also Notes The Administration Has Reportedly Been Dismantling The Federal Labs That Study Wildfire Smoke; The Watching, As Ever, Continues

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America Turns Two Hundred And Fifty On July Fourth; There Are Two Organizations Planning The Commemoration; One, America250, Was Created By Congress In Twenty-Sixteen As A Nonpartisan Commission, And Is Holding A July Fourth Concert In Los Angeles With Tickets Priced At Seventeen Dollars And Seventy-Six Cents; The Other, Freedom 250, Was Created By The President, Does Not Disclose Its Donors, And Opened Its Sixteen-Day Fair With A Presidential Rally At Which He Declared America Had Recently Been ‘A Dead Country’; Reginald Has Been Asked To Write The Paper Of Record’s Account Of The Semiquincentennial; Reginald Would Like To Begin With What Is Actually Being Commemorated

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Image for: A Fabricated Truth Social Post Circulating This Weekend Claims The President Will Fly To California To Turn A 'GIANT FAUCET Exactly 37 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT' And Spray The 'Beautiful Water' At Canada To Extinguish The Wildfires; The Post Is Fake; Millicent Verified It In Roughly Four Minutes; The Reason It Took Four Minutes Instead Of Four Seconds Is That The President's Real, Documented Positions Include A Very Large Faucet That Does Not Exist And A Tariff On Smoke; Millicent Would Like To Explain How To Spot The Fake, And Then Explain Why It Has Become Genuinely Difficult, And Whose Fault That Is; It Is Not Entirely The Forger's Culture

A Fabricated Truth Social Post Circulating This Weekend Claims The President Will Fly To California To Turn A ‘GIANT FAUCET Exactly 37 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT’ And Spray The ‘Beautiful Water’ At Canada To Extinguish The Wildfires; The Post Is Fake; Millicent Verified It In Roughly Four Minutes; The Reason It Took Four Minutes Instead Of Four Seconds Is That The President’s Real, Documented Positions Include A Very Large Faucet That Does Not Exist And A Tariff On Smoke; Millicent Would Like To Explain How To Spot The Fake, And Then Explain Why It Has Become Genuinely Difficult, And Whose Fault That Is; It Is Not Entirely The Forger’s

A screenshot circulating this weekend purports to show a Truth Social post in which the President announces: 'I…

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Image for: The $TRUMP Memecoin's Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An 'Expression Of Support' Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate 'Expression Of Support' As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise Culture

The $TRUMP Memecoin’s Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An ‘Expression Of Support’ Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate ‘Expression Of Support’ As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise

Buried in the coverage of the New York Times analysis showing that nearly one million buyers of the…

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Image for: At The Pennsylvania Defense And Innovation Summit, The President Claimed That Under The CHIPS Act, 'If You Weren't Transgender, As An Example, You Didn't Qualify,' And That Companies 'Looked All Over For Transgender People To Run The Company' But 'Couldn't Find Them' Because 'They Weren't Into The Chip Making Business, I Guess'; The CHIPS Act Funds Semiconductors; Semiconductors Are Built From Transistors; The Transistor Was Invented At Bell Labs In 1947; Yolanda Has Prepared A Brief Explainer Distinguishing The Transistor From The Transgender Community; Yolanda Cannot Believe The Explainer Is Necessary; The Explainer Is Necessary Science

At The Pennsylvania Defense And Innovation Summit, The President Claimed That Under The CHIPS Act, ‘If You Weren’t Transgender, As An Example, You Didn’t Qualify,’ And That Companies ‘Looked All Over For Transgender People To Run The Company’ But ‘Couldn’t Find Them’ Because ‘They Weren’t Into The Chip Making Business, I Guess’; The CHIPS Act Funds Semiconductors; Semiconductors Are Built From Transistors; The Transistor Was Invented At Bell Labs In 1947; Yolanda Has Prepared A Brief Explainer Distinguishing The Transistor From The Transgender Community; Yolanda Cannot Believe The Explainer Is Necessary; The Explainer Is Necessary

On July 15, 2026, at the Pennsylvania Defense and Innovation Summit at the U.S. Army War College in…

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Image for: The United States Has Confirmed Over Two Thousand One Hundred Measles Cases In Forty-One Jurisdictions In 2026 Alone, With Thirty Outbreaks, On Pace To Exceed Last Year's Thirty-Four-Year Record; The Country Has Held 'Measles Elimination' Status Since The Year Two Thousand; That Status Is Under Review; The Review, Originally Set For April, Has Been Pushed To November, Which Is When The Midterm Elections Are; Public Messaging Says The Country 'May Lose' The Status; One Epidemiologist Wrote That If It Walks Like A Duck And Quacks Like A Duck, You Stop Debating Taxonomy; Yolanda Has Read The Definition; Yolanda Would Like To Discuss The Conditional Tense Science

The United States Has Confirmed Over Two Thousand One Hundred Measles Cases In Forty-One Jurisdictions In 2026 Alone, With Thirty Outbreaks, On Pace To Exceed Last Year’s Thirty-Four-Year Record; The Country Has Held ‘Measles Elimination’ Status Since The Year Two Thousand; That Status Is Under Review; The Review, Originally Set For April, Has Been Pushed To November, Which Is When The Midterm Elections Are; Public Messaging Says The Country ‘May Lose’ The Status; One Epidemiologist Wrote That If It Walks Like A Duck And Quacks Like A Duck, You Stop Debating Taxonomy; Yolanda Has Read The Definition; Yolanda Would Like To Discuss The Conditional Tense

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Image for: A Single-Patient Case Report Published In Frontiers In Neuroscience In Late May Documents That An 80-Year-Old Woman With Ten Years Of Advanced Alzheimer's, Who Had Spoken Only In Single Syllables For Five Years, Began Speaking In Full Autobiographical Sentences Nineteen Hours After Taking Five Grams Of Psilocybin Mushrooms; She Regained Continence, Mobility, And Eye Contact; The Authors Are Careful To Note That The Improvements Were Transient And That The Underlying Disease Has Not Been Reversed; The New York Post Captioned The Story 'What A Trip'; Yolanda Has Read The Actual Paper; Yolanda Has Notes Science

A Single-Patient Case Report Published In Frontiers In Neuroscience In Late May Documents That An 80-Year-Old Woman With Ten Years Of Advanced Alzheimer’s, Who Had Spoken Only In Single Syllables For Five Years, Began Speaking In Full Autobiographical Sentences Nineteen Hours After Taking Five Grams Of Psilocybin Mushrooms; She Regained Continence, Mobility, And Eye Contact; The Authors Are Careful To Note That The Improvements Were Transient And That The Underlying Disease Has Not Been Reversed; The New York Post Captioned The Story ‘What A Trip’; Yolanda Has Read The Actual Paper; Yolanda Has Notes

In late May 2026, a case report titled 'Transient functional recovery in advanced Alzheimer's disease after high-dose psilocybin'…

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Image for: The President's Memecoin Has Crashed Ninety-Seven Percent And Now Trades At Exactly One Dollar And Seventy-Six Cents; This Publication Has Spent A Year Documenting The Administration's Founding-Era Numerology — The One-Point-Seven-Seven-Six Billion Dollar Anti-Weaponization Fund, The Venture Firm Named 1789 Capital, The $PATRIOT Memecoin That Funded A Twenty-Two-Foot Golden Statue; Douglas Has Argued, Throughout, That The Numbers Were Marketing; Douglas Must Now Report That The Market Has Answered The Marketing In Its Own Language; The Coin Sought 1776; The Coin Found $1.76; Douglas Did Not Write This Ending; Nobody Could Have; The Ledger Wrote It Opinion

The President’s Memecoin Has Crashed Ninety-Seven Percent And Now Trades At Exactly One Dollar And Seventy-Six Cents; This Publication Has Spent A Year Documenting The Administration’s Founding-Era Numerology — The One-Point-Seven-Seven-Six Billion Dollar Anti-Weaponization Fund, The Venture Firm Named 1789 Capital, The $PATRIOT Memecoin That Funded A Twenty-Two-Foot Golden Statue; Douglas Has Argued, Throughout, That The Numbers Were Marketing; Douglas Must Now Report That The Market Has Answered The Marketing In Its Own Language; The Coin Sought 1776; The Coin Found $1.76; Douglas Did Not Write This Ending; Nobody Could Have; The Ledger Wrote It

This publication has spent the year maintaining a file on the administration's founding-era numerology — the consistent branding…

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