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Pentagon Confirms $4 Million Missile Successfully Destroys $20,000 Drone, Calls Economics Of Situation ‘Not Our Department’
In what defense analysts are calling 'the most expensive game of skeet shooting in recorded human history,' U.S.…
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Trump Confirms Cuba ‘Next On The List,’ Aides Quietly Add ‘The List’ To List Of Things Requiring A List
President Trump told reporters Monday that Cuba is 'next' following ongoing military operations in Iran, a revelation that prompted senior White House staff to immediately request a briefing on Cuba, a map of Cuba, and clarification on what, precisely, 'the list' is and who is maintaining it.
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Supposedly News has launched. Multiple sources, speaking on condition of anonymity because they work here and are still…
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Trump Confirms Cuba ‘Next On The List,’ Aides Quietly Add ‘The List’ To List Of Things Requiring A List
President Trump told reporters Monday that Cuba is 'next' following ongoing military operations in Iran, a revelation that…
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Homeland Security Secretary Reassigned To Newly Created Post With Spectacular Title Nobody Can Define, Including Her
The outgoing Secretary of Homeland Security has been appointed to the newly created position of Envoy for the…
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Pentagon Confirms $4 Million Missile Successfully Destroys $20,000 Drone, Calls Economics Of Situation ‘Not Our Department’
In what defense analysts are calling 'the most expensive game of skeet shooting in recorded human history,' U.S.…
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Business
Mark Zuckerberg Purchases $170 Million Miami Mansion, Assures Public He ‘Really Connects With Regular People’
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has closed on a $170 million under-construction mansion on Miami's exclusive Indian Creek Island,…
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Strait Of Hormuz Closes; Nation Reassured By Man At Gas Station Who Heard Oil ‘Basically Grows On Trees Over There’
As Iran effectively closes the Strait of Hormuz to global oil traffic and crude prices surge past $91…
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We Have Launched. Sources Confirm This Is Happening.
Supposedly News has launched. Multiple sources, speaking on condition of anonymity because they work here and are still…