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DoorDash Delivers McDonald’s To The White House In Event President Immediately Asks If It Looks Staged; DoorDash Grandma Declines To Opine On Trans Athletes; HelloFresh Issues Statement About Preheating An Oven; DASH Stock Has Its Best Day In Eight Weeks; The Book Was About Humility

A DoorDash driver named Sharon Simmons arrived at the White House on Monday wearing a custom 'DoorDash Grandma' T-shirt to deliver two bags of McDonald's to President Trump in what was designed to celebrate the first anniversary of the No Tax on Tips policy. The president greeted her by asking, on camera, 'This doesn't look staged, does it?' — which is either the most disarming possible opening or the most confirming one, depending on whether you believe a man can simultaneously stage a thing and narrate the staging of the thing and have it still be the thing. He then tipped her $100, asked her about transgender athletes in women's sports, and tried to confirm she voted for him. She declined on both. Her husband wrote a book about humility. HelloFresh would like everyone to know that preheating an oven might be too much to ask. Millicent Hearsay, Culture Desk, has spoken with several brands about this. The conversations were brief but devastating.