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Image for: Palm Beach International Airport Was Officially Renamed President Donald J. Trump International Airport On July Ninth Under A Florida State Law; Eric Trump Landed The First Aircraft; The Airport's Three-Letter Code Will Change From PBI To DJT On August Eighteenth; An Internal United Airlines Memo Instructed Agents To Offer Objecting Customers Free Rebooking To Fort Lauderdale Or Miami; United Then Stated The Memo Was 'Poorly Worded And Not Accurate'; Brent Has Flown Through PBI Once, In 2011, And Remembers The Smoothie Being Expensive; Brent Is Therefore The Most Credentialed Aviation Correspondent This Publication Has; Brent Will Take It From Here Local News

Palm Beach International Airport Was Officially Renamed President Donald J. Trump International Airport On July Ninth Under A Florida State Law; Eric Trump Landed The First Aircraft; The Airport’s Three-Letter Code Will Change From PBI To DJT On August Eighteenth; An Internal United Airlines Memo Instructed Agents To Offer Objecting Customers Free Rebooking To Fort Lauderdale Or Miami; United Then Stated The Memo Was ‘Poorly Worded And Not Accurate’; Brent Has Flown Through PBI Once, In 2011, And Remembers The Smoothie Being Expensive; Brent Is Therefore The Most Credentialed Aviation Correspondent This Publication Has; Brent Will Take It From Here

On July 9, 2026, Palm Beach International Airport in Florida was officially renamed President Donald J. Trump International…

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Image for: An Autonomous Food Delivery Robot Operated By DoorDash Rolled Through The Middle Of An Active SWAT Standoff In Chandler, Arizona, Disregarded Police Commands To Vacate The Area, And Reportedly Refused To Leave; The Robot Is Named Dot; It Is Red; It Is About Five Feet Long; It Is Built On Six Wheels; It Was Trying To Deliver Food; Brent Has Driven Through Arizona Twice; Brent Has Driven Past A Chandler Exit Once; Brent Is Going To Cover This Story Anyway Local News

An Autonomous Food Delivery Robot Operated By DoorDash Rolled Through The Middle Of An Active SWAT Standoff In Chandler, Arizona, Disregarded Police Commands To Vacate The Area, And Reportedly Refused To Leave; The Robot Is Named Dot; It Is Red; It Is About Five Feet Long; It Is Built On Six Wheels; It Was Trying To Deliver Food; Brent Has Driven Through Arizona Twice; Brent Has Driven Past A Chandler Exit Once; Brent Is Going To Cover This Story Anyway

On the evening of June 18, 2026, the Chandler Police Department in Chandler, Arizona, was conducting an active…

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Image for: The IRS Building In Chamblee, Georgia, Just Outside Atlanta, Is Currently Being Overrun By A Population Of Rats So Large That The Standard Traps Are Too Small For Them, So Numerous That Employees Have Begun Sitting On Top Of Their Desks To Avoid Them, And So Active That They Are Now Falling Through The Ceiling Tiles During Business Hours; One Employee Has Quit Out Of Fear Of Bringing Something Home To Her Children; Eight Days Ago, This Publication Reported That The IRS Was 'Forever Barred And Precluded' From Investigating The President; Brent Considers The Timing Cosmically Coordinated Local News

The IRS Building In Chamblee, Georgia, Just Outside Atlanta, Is Currently Being Overrun By A Population Of Rats So Large That The Standard Traps Are Too Small For Them, So Numerous That Employees Have Begun Sitting On Top Of Their Desks To Avoid Them, And So Active That They Are Now Falling Through The Ceiling Tiles During Business Hours; One Employee Has Quit Out Of Fear Of Bringing Something Home To Her Children; Eight Days Ago, This Publication Reported That The IRS Was ‘Forever Barred And Precluded’ From Investigating The President; Brent Considers The Timing Cosmically Coordinated

At the Internal Revenue Service facility on Chamblee Tucker Road, in the suburbs just northeast of Atlanta, Georgia,…

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