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Image for: A Las Vegas Company Held An Olympics-Style Sports Event On May 24 In Which The Athletes Were Allowed To Use Performance-Enhancing Drugs; The Event Was Called The Enhanced Games; The Company Sells Peptides And Supplements And Documents The Effects Of The Drugs On The Athletes For Its Own Research; The Two Athletes Who Refused To Take The Drugs Won Their Events; The One World Record That Was Set Was Set By A Swimmer Wearing A Banned Equipment Suit; Yolanda Has Notes; The Notes Are Long

A Las Vegas Company Held An Olympics-Style Sports Event On May 24 In Which The Athletes Were Allowed To Use Performance-Enhancing Drugs; The Event Was Called The Enhanced Games; The Company Sells Peptides And Supplements And Documents The Effects Of The Drugs On The Athletes For Its Own Research; The Two Athletes Who Refused To Take The Drugs Won Their Events; The One World Record That Was Set Was Set By A Swimmer Wearing A Banned Equipment Suit; Yolanda Has Notes; The Notes Are Long

On Sunday, May 24, 2026, a privately funded Olympics-style sports competition called the Enhanced Games was held at…

May 27, 2026 Editor

Image for: A Luxury Expedition Cruise Ship Has Been Evacuated Off The Coast Of Tenerife After A Hantavirus Outbreak; The Ship Is Called The MV Hondius; The Outbreak Has Lasted Weeks; Most Of The American Passengers Are Being Flown To Nebraska; Yolanda Has Looked Up Why Nebraska; The Reason Is Boring And Very Important

A Luxury Expedition Cruise Ship Has Been Evacuated Off The Coast Of Tenerife After A Hantavirus Outbreak; The Ship Is Called The MV Hondius; The Outbreak Has Lasted Weeks; Most Of The American Passengers Are Being Flown To Nebraska; Yolanda Has Looked Up Why Nebraska; The Reason Is Boring And Very Important

On May 9 and 10, 2026, passengers aboard the MV Hondius — an expedition cruise ship that had…

May 11, 2026 Editor

Image for: The Surgeon General Wrote 837 Pages About Tobacco Use In America; The Internet Read The Headline; The Headline Is 'Gay People Vape More'; The 837 Pages Explain Why And The Why Is Not Funny; The Headline Is Being Treated As Comedy; Yolanda Has Read The Report And The Report Is About Trauma

The Surgeon General Wrote 837 Pages About Tobacco Use In America; The Internet Read The Headline; The Headline Is ‘Gay People Vape More’; The 837 Pages Explain Why And The Why Is Not Funny; The Headline Is Being Treated As Comedy; Yolanda Has Read The Report And The Report Is About Trauma

In November 2024, the U.S. Surgeon General's office published an 837-page report on tobacco use in America. The…

April 25, 2026 Editor

Image for: Florida Man Ate 6 To 9 Pounds Of Cheese Per Day For Eight Months On Advice From The Internet; His Cholesterol Reached 1,000; His Hands Began Producing Cholesterol Externally; He Initially Felt Great; This Was Published In JAMA

Florida Man Ate 6 To 9 Pounds Of Cheese Per Day For Eight Months On Advice From The Internet; His Cholesterol Reached 1,000; His Hands Began Producing Cholesterol Externally; He Initially Felt Great; This Was Published In JAMA

A man in his 40s in Tampa, Florida, told his doctors at Tampa General Hospital that he had…

April 17, 2026 Editor

Image for: South Carolina Now Officially Free Of High-Risk Cesium-137, Per The Government Agency That Would Like You To Know This, And Also That The 33 Million Gallons Of Radioactive Waste Still In The Ground Is Doing Great

South Carolina Now Officially Free Of High-Risk Cesium-137, Per The Government Agency That Would Like You To Know This, And Also That The 33 Million Gallons Of Radioactive Waste Still In The Ground Is Doing Great

The National Nuclear Security Administration announced on April 9, 2026, that South Carolina is now the 13th U.S.…

April 10, 2026 Editor

Image for: The Artemis II Crew Broke The Human Distance Record At 252,760 Miles From Earth, Which Is Also The Distance Between What The Government Says Is Happening With Iran And What Is Actually Happening

The Artemis II Crew Broke The Human Distance Record At 252,760 Miles From Earth, Which Is Also The Distance Between What The Government Says Is Happening With Iran And What Is Actually Happening

At 1:56 p.m. EDT on April 6, 2026, the Artemis II crew surpassed the record for the farthest…

April 8, 2026 Editor

Image for: EXCLUSIVE: During The 40-Minute Communications Blackout Behind The Moon, The Artemis II Crew Found Several Things NASA Is Not Ready To Discuss

EXCLUSIVE: During The 40-Minute Communications Blackout Behind The Moon, The Artemis II Crew Found Several Things NASA Is Not Ready To Discuss

On April 6, 2026, the Artemis II crew — Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen…

April 8, 2026 Editor

Image for: Science Confirms That Scrolling Your Phone On The Toilet Is Doing The Thing You Suspected It Was Doing

Science Confirms That Scrolling Your Phone On The Toilet Is Doing The Thing You Suspected It Was Doing

A new study has found that people who use smartphones during bathroom visits have a 46% higher risk…

March 23, 2026 Editor

Image for: Scientists Confirm Climate Is Still Changing, Note Nobody Has Responded To Their Previous 47 Confirmations, Begin Learning Guitar

Scientists Confirm Climate Is Still Changing, Note Nobody Has Responded To Their Previous 47 Confirmations, Begin Learning Guitar

A landmark 2,400-page IPCC report confirming that climate change continues to occur was released Tuesday to widespread acknowledgment,…

March 16, 2026 Editor

Scientists Announce Pi Has Been Calculated To 100 Trillion Digits; Still No Sign Of War Exit Strategy In The Sequence

In honor of Pi Day, Yolanda Tippington, Science Correspondent, has reviewed the known digits of pi — all…

March 14, 2026 Editor