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Image for: Nearly One Million People Who Bought The President's Memecoin Have Lost A Combined Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars; Roughly Five Hundred Thousand Mostly-Early Wallets Captured Four Billion In Gains; The President Personally Made Six Hundred Thirty-Six Million, Because The Coin's Structure Paid Him A Fee Whenever Anyone Traded It, Whether The Price Went Up Or Down; Across All One-Point-Four-Eight Million Wallets, The Buyers' Combined Net Gain Is Two Hundred Thirty-Six Million — Barely A Third Of What The President Alone Extracted; Chad Has Read The On-Chain Ledger; The Ledger Is Public; The Ledger Is The Paper Trail; Chad Has Never Had A Paper Trail Handed To Him This Complete Investigative

Nearly One Million People Who Bought The President’s Memecoin Have Lost A Combined Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars; Roughly Five Hundred Thousand Mostly-Early Wallets Captured Four Billion In Gains; The President Personally Made Six Hundred Thirty-Six Million, Because The Coin’s Structure Paid Him A Fee Whenever Anyone Traded It, Whether The Price Went Up Or Down; Across All One-Point-Four-Eight Million Wallets, The Buyers’ Combined Net Gain Is Two Hundred Thirty-Six Million — Barely A Third Of What The President Alone Extracted; Chad Has Read The On-Chain Ledger; The Ledger Is Public; The Ledger Is The Paper Trail; Chad Has Never Had A Paper Trail Handed To Him This Complete

Per an analysis by the blockchain analytics firm Nansen, reported by the New York Times, 988,905 buyers of…

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Image for: The President Started A War On February Twenty-Eighth That Closed The Strait Of Hormuz, Through Which One-Fifth Of The World's Oil Passes; Oil Spiked Above One Hundred Dollars A Barrel; Gas Prices Rose From Around Three Dollars A Gallon Before The War To Over Four-Fifty; The War Ended June Seventeenth; Oil Has Fallen Back Toward Seventy Dollars; Gas Has Fallen To Around Three-Ninety But Not Faster; On June Twenty-Fourth The President Ordered The Justice Department To Investigate Oil Companies For 'Gouging' By Not Lowering Gas Prices Fast Enough; Chad Has Read Every Federal Gas-Gouging Probe Of The Past Three Decades; Chad Has Notes On What They Found Investigative

The President Started A War On February Twenty-Eighth That Closed The Strait Of Hormuz, Through Which One-Fifth Of The World’s Oil Passes; Oil Spiked Above One Hundred Dollars A Barrel; Gas Prices Rose From Around Three Dollars A Gallon Before The War To Over Four-Fifty; The War Ended June Seventeenth; Oil Has Fallen Back Toward Seventy Dollars; Gas Has Fallen To Around Three-Ninety But Not Faster; On June Twenty-Fourth The President Ordered The Justice Department To Investigate Oil Companies For ‘Gouging’ By Not Lowering Gas Prices Fast Enough; Chad Has Read Every Federal Gas-Gouging Probe Of The Past Three Decades; Chad Has Notes On What They Found

Here is a documented causal sequence. On February 28, 2026, the United States began a war against Iran.…

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