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Douglas Filed The Original Reflecting Pool Algae Piece Six Days Ago And At That Time The Worst Thing Happening Was That There Was A Man Standing In The Pool With A Net Removing Algae; Now The Pool Is Bright Green, Workers Are Pouring Jugs Of Hydrogen Peroxide Into It, The Hydrogen Peroxide Has Failed To Kill The Algae But Has Successfully Lifted Three-By-Three-Foot Chunks Of American Flag Blue Paint Off The Bottom, A Swimming-Pool Supply Store Helped CNN Confirm The Phosphate Levels Are Wrong, The Contract Went To A Company With No Federal Experience Without A Bidding Process, And A Viral Tweet Has Diagnosed The President As Unable To Win A War Against Algae; Douglas Is Going To Update The File
On June 14, this publication filed Douglas Allegedly's structural analysis of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's first algae…