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Chad Thadley Pulls Out Of 2028 Olympics, Signs With Wendy’s Again, Then Re-Signs With Olympics, All Within The Same Schefter Tweet

In a development reported exclusively by Adam Schefter, Chad Thadley — four-time Ohio state champion (bench press), ex-Wendy's…

April 1, 2026 Editor

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White House Announces OnlyFarms.Gov Subscription Tiers: Free Tier Includes Quarterly Corn Updates; Premium Tier ($9.99/Month) Unlocks Exclusive Soybean Content

Following the viral success of its OnlyFarms.gov launch — which received 5,400 comments, 18,800 reactions, and a top-liked…

April 1, 2026 Editor

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The 413,793 Stolen KitKat Bars Have Been Located: They Were In Domino’s UK Headquarters The Entire Time

European authorities have announced the recovery of all 413,793 stolen Formula 1-themed KitKat bars, following a tip from…

April 1, 2026 Editor

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Tiger Woods Announces He Will Compete In The Masters By Driving From Jupiter Island To Augusta National, A Decision His Sponsors Describe As ‘Consistent’

Tiger Woods, who has been involved in four vehicle incidents since 2009 — fire hydrant (2009), DUI parked…

April 1, 2026 Editor

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BREAKING: Iran And U.S. Reach Historic Peace Deal After Trump Offers To Trade Kharg Island For Applebee’s Franchise Rights Across The Persian Gulf

In a development that sources close to the situation describe as 'unprecedented' and other sources describe as 'April…

April 1, 2026 Editor