Opinion
Man Who Calls Burgers ‘Products’ Now Offers Opinions On How Competitors Could Better Call Burgers ‘Burgers’
Douglas Allegedly, Opinion Editor at Supposedly News, has some unsolicited thoughts about the ongoing fast food executive eating…
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Opinion
Business
McDonald’s Communications Team Holds Emergency Meeting To Discuss Whether CEO Has Ever Eaten Food Before
Sources with knowledge of McDonald's internal communications describe a weekend of 'significant' activity following the viral spread of…
Business
Burger King President Eats Entire Whopper On Camera In Statement That Requires No Statement
In what corporate communications experts are calling 'the most efficient press release in brand history,' Burger King president…
Business
McDonald’s CEO Assures Public He Will Be ‘Finishing The Product Off-Screen,’ Sources Report He Has Not
McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski pledged in a February promotional video that he would be 'enjoying the rest of…