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Image for: Senator Mitch McConnell, Eighty-Four, Was Hospitalized For Roughly A Month While His Office Declined To Say Why, Issuing One Statement On July Second And Then Pointing All Subsequent Inquiries Back At It; Into The Vacuum Flowed Rumors, Including A Claim That He Was Braindead, Which His Friends Rebutted By Describing Twenty-Minute Phone Calls; On July Twelfth The Senator Ended The Speculation Himself: He Had A Fall, Was Briefly Unconscious, Broke Nothing, And Picked Up A Mild Case Of Pneumonia; Douglas Wishes The Senator A Full Recovery, Sincerely; Douglas's Subject Is Not The Man; Douglas's Subject Is The Vacuum Politics

Senator Mitch McConnell, Eighty-Four, Was Hospitalized For Roughly A Month While His Office Declined To Say Why, Issuing One Statement On July Second And Then Pointing All Subsequent Inquiries Back At It; Into The Vacuum Flowed Rumors, Including A Claim That He Was Braindead, Which His Friends Rebutted By Describing Twenty-Minute Phone Calls; On July Twelfth The Senator Ended The Speculation Himself: He Had A Fall, Was Briefly Unconscious, Broke Nothing, And Picked Up A Mild Case Of Pneumonia; Douglas Wishes The Senator A Full Recovery, Sincerely; Douglas’s Subject Is Not The Man; Douglas’s Subject Is The Vacuum

Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, 84, was hospitalized in June and remained hospitalized for roughly a month while…

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Image for: The President's Memecoin Has Crashed Ninety-Seven Percent And Now Trades At Exactly One Dollar And Seventy-Six Cents; This Publication Has Spent A Year Documenting The Administration's Founding-Era Numerology — The One-Point-Seven-Seven-Six Billion Dollar Anti-Weaponization Fund, The Venture Firm Named 1789 Capital, The $PATRIOT Memecoin That Funded A Twenty-Two-Foot Golden Statue; Douglas Has Argued, Throughout, That The Numbers Were Marketing; Douglas Must Now Report That The Market Has Answered The Marketing In Its Own Language; The Coin Sought 1776; The Coin Found $1.76; Douglas Did Not Write This Ending; Nobody Could Have; The Ledger Wrote It Opinion

The President’s Memecoin Has Crashed Ninety-Seven Percent And Now Trades At Exactly One Dollar And Seventy-Six Cents; This Publication Has Spent A Year Documenting The Administration’s Founding-Era Numerology — The One-Point-Seven-Seven-Six Billion Dollar Anti-Weaponization Fund, The Venture Firm Named 1789 Capital, The $PATRIOT Memecoin That Funded A Twenty-Two-Foot Golden Statue; Douglas Has Argued, Throughout, That The Numbers Were Marketing; Douglas Must Now Report That The Market Has Answered The Marketing In Its Own Language; The Coin Sought 1776; The Coin Found $1.76; Douglas Did Not Write This Ending; Nobody Could Have; The Ledger Wrote It

This publication has spent the year maintaining a file on the administration's founding-era numerology — the consistent branding…

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Image for: At The Great American State Fair Opening, The President Addressed The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool — Which His Own Administration Spent Over Fourteen Million Dollars Renovating, Which Then Turned Bright Green With Algae, And Which Then Began Peeling Its New Blue Paint After His Own Administration Poured Hydrogen Peroxide Into It — By Stating That The Pool Had Been 'Gruesomely Vandalized By Thugs, Bad People'; There Is No Evidence Of Vandalism; There Is Extensive Documentation Of Hydrogen Peroxide; The President Also Said The Pool 'Looks Perfect Already'; Douglas Has Now Filed Three Pieces On This Pool; Douglas Did Not Expect The Third One To Involve Thugs Politics

At The Great American State Fair Opening, The President Addressed The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool — Which His Own Administration Spent Over Fourteen Million Dollars Renovating, Which Then Turned Bright Green With Algae, And Which Then Began Peeling Its New Blue Paint After His Own Administration Poured Hydrogen Peroxide Into It — By Stating That The Pool Had Been ‘Gruesomely Vandalized By Thugs, Bad People’; There Is No Evidence Of Vandalism; There Is Extensive Documentation Of Hydrogen Peroxide; The President Also Said The Pool ‘Looks Perfect Already’; Douglas Has Now Filed Three Pieces On This Pool; Douglas Did Not Expect The Third One To Involve Thugs

On June 14 and again on June 20, Douglas Allegedly filed structural analyses of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting…

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Image for: Douglas Filed The Original Reflecting Pool Algae Piece Six Days Ago And At That Time The Worst Thing Happening Was That There Was A Man Standing In The Pool With A Net Removing Algae; Now The Pool Is Bright Green, Workers Are Pouring Jugs Of Hydrogen Peroxide Into It, The Hydrogen Peroxide Has Failed To Kill The Algae But Has Successfully Lifted Three-By-Three-Foot Chunks Of American Flag Blue Paint Off The Bottom, A Swimming-Pool Supply Store Helped CNN Confirm The Phosphate Levels Are Wrong, The Contract Went To A Company With No Federal Experience Without A Bidding Process, And A Viral Tweet Has Diagnosed The President As Unable To Win A War Against Algae; Douglas Is Going To Update The File Politics

Douglas Filed The Original Reflecting Pool Algae Piece Six Days Ago And At That Time The Worst Thing Happening Was That There Was A Man Standing In The Pool With A Net Removing Algae; Now The Pool Is Bright Green, Workers Are Pouring Jugs Of Hydrogen Peroxide Into It, The Hydrogen Peroxide Has Failed To Kill The Algae But Has Successfully Lifted Three-By-Three-Foot Chunks Of American Flag Blue Paint Off The Bottom, A Swimming-Pool Supply Store Helped CNN Confirm The Phosphate Levels Are Wrong, The Contract Went To A Company With No Federal Experience Without A Bidding Process, And A Viral Tweet Has Diagnosed The President As Unable To Win A War Against Algae; Douglas Is Going To Update The File

On June 14, this publication filed Douglas Allegedly's structural analysis of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's first algae…

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