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Image for: The White House Posted An AI Image Of The President As The Mandalorian Holding Baby Yoda And An American Flag; The Internet Responded With The President As Jabba The Hutt Eating McDonald's; The Jabba Version Got More Likes; The White House Said 'This Is The Way'; The Comments Section Found A Different Way; Happy May The Fourth

The White House Posted An AI Image Of The President As The Mandalorian Holding Baby Yoda And An American Flag; The Internet Responded With The President As Jabba The Hutt Eating McDonald’s; The Jabba Version Got More Likes; The White House Said ‘This Is The Way’; The Comments Section Found A Different Way; Happy May The Fourth

On May 4, 2026 — Star Wars Day, the annual internet holiday organized around the pun 'May the…

May 4, 2026 Editor

Image for: The Internet Was Asked What It Trusts More Than Health Advice From RFK Jr; 738 People Answered; The Answers Include Gas Station Sushi, Drinks From Bill Cosby, The Texas Power Grid During A Winter Storm, A Ride On An OceanGate Submersible, And Dr. Phil Performing A Colonoscopy; Millicent Has Categorized Them; The Categories Are Devastating

The Internet Was Asked What It Trusts More Than Health Advice From RFK Jr; 738 People Answered; The Answers Include Gas Station Sushi, Drinks From Bill Cosby, The Texas Power Grid During A Winter Storm, A Ride On An OceanGate Submersible, And Dr. Phil Performing A Colonoscopy; Millicent Has Categorized Them; The Categories Are Devastating

A Facebook post asked a simple question: 'Things you trust more than health advice from RFK Jr?' The…

April 25, 2026 Editor

An Investigation Into Cashier Belinda, America’s Most Exploited Fictional Employee, Who Has Replaced Every Broken Piece Of Equipment At A Tennessee Truck Stop With Her Own Body For The Past Year; She Has Been An Ashtray, A Barcode Scanner, A Paper Towel Dispenser, A Nacho Cheese Warmer, A Windshield Wiper, A Crushed Ice Machine, A Stepstool, And A Diesel Spill Sponge; She Has Never Won Employee Of The Month

In a follow-up to Brent Eyewitness' investigation into the Celina 52 Truck Stop — the satirical social media…

April 24, 2026 Editor

Image for: A Tennessee Truck Stop With 557,000 Followers And A Urine Mascot Has Asked A Driver To Come Inside So Their Tactical Team Can Test A Military Payload For Sudden Discharge; The Post Has 4,000 Reactions; The Object Is A Wind Turbine Blade; The Truck Stop Is Real; The Tactical Team Is Not; Brent Has Been Investigating For Hours And Would Like To Apply For A Job

A Tennessee Truck Stop With 557,000 Followers And A Urine Mascot Has Asked A Driver To Come Inside So Their Tactical Team Can Test A Military Payload For Sudden Discharge; The Post Has 4,000 Reactions; The Object Is A Wind Turbine Blade; The Truck Stop Is Real; The Tactical Team Is Not; Brent Has Been Investigating For Hours And Would Like To Apply For A Job

The Celina 52 Truck Stop — a real truck stop operating as the Eco Travel Plaza at 1897…

April 24, 2026 Editor

Statesboro Police Department Posts Photo Of Ethically Sourced Lemon Pound Cake, Internet Immediately Understands The Assignment

The Statesboro Police Department in Georgia has posted a Facebook photo of Officer Beatty accepting a lemon pound…

March 26, 2026 Editor

Image for: Area Man Demands Name Of Engineer Responsible For 'People You May Know,' Algorithm Surfaces Engineer Immediately

Area Man Demands Name Of Engineer Responsible For ‘People You May Know,’ Algorithm Surfaces Engineer Immediately

Dell Lyles, posting to Facebook 52 minutes ago, has asked who wrote the algorithm for 'People You May…

March 11, 2026 Editor

Image for: Area Woman Uses Internet To Ask How To Use Internet, Internet Responds

Area Woman Uses Internet To Ask How To Use Internet, Internet Responds

A woman in Augusta, Georgia posted the question 'How Can I Contact A News Station ????' to a…

March 9, 2026 Editor

Image for: Government Confirms It Has Stolen Your Hour, Refuses To Say What It Is Doing With It

Government Confirms It Has Stolen Your Hour, Refuses To Say What It Is Doing With It

At 2:00 a.m. Sunday, the United States government removed one hour from the American people with no warrant,…

March 8, 2026 Editor