Tag: Millicent Hearsay

Image for: A Fabricated Truth Social Post Circulating This Weekend Claims The President Will Fly To California To Turn A 'GIANT FAUCET Exactly 37 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT' And Spray The 'Beautiful Water' At Canada To Extinguish The Wildfires; The Post Is Fake; Millicent Verified It In Roughly Four Minutes; The Reason It Took Four Minutes Instead Of Four Seconds Is That The President's Real, Documented Positions Include A Very Large Faucet That Does Not Exist And A Tariff On Smoke; Millicent Would Like To Explain How To Spot The Fake, And Then Explain Why It Has Become Genuinely Difficult, And Whose Fault That Is; It Is Not Entirely The Forger's Culture

A Fabricated Truth Social Post Circulating This Weekend Claims The President Will Fly To California To Turn A ‘GIANT FAUCET Exactly 37 DEGREES TO THE RIGHT’ And Spray The ‘Beautiful Water’ At Canada To Extinguish The Wildfires; The Post Is Fake; Millicent Verified It In Roughly Four Minutes; The Reason It Took Four Minutes Instead Of Four Seconds Is That The President’s Real, Documented Positions Include A Very Large Faucet That Does Not Exist And A Tariff On Smoke; Millicent Would Like To Explain How To Spot The Fake, And Then Explain Why It Has Become Genuinely Difficult, And Whose Fault That Is; It Is Not Entirely The Forger’s

A screenshot circulating this weekend purports to show a Truth Social post in which the President announces: 'I…

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Image for: The $TRUMP Memecoin's Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An 'Expression Of Support' Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate 'Expression Of Support' As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise Culture

The $TRUMP Memecoin’s Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An ‘Expression Of Support’ Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate ‘Expression Of Support’ As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise

Buried in the coverage of the New York Times analysis showing that nearly one million buyers of the…

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Image for: The Great American State Fair Was Originally Going To Have A Concert; The Concert Lineup Included Martina McBride, Bret Michaels, The Commodores, Young MC, And Morris Day And The Time; Most Of Them Withdrew, Several Saying They Had Been Told The Event Was Nonpartisan And Had Concluded It Was Not; The President Rebranded The Opening As 'A Rally To End All Rallies' And Wrote That He Did Not Want 'Singers With No Talent, But Big Fees To Put You To Sleep'; Vanilla Ice Stayed; C-Plus-C Music Factory's Freedom Williams Stayed And Said He Does Not Support The President But Would Perform Anyway; Millicent Has Watched Lineups Collapse Before; This One Collapsed In A Specific And Documentable Pattern Culture

The Great American State Fair Was Originally Going To Have A Concert; The Concert Lineup Included Martina McBride, Bret Michaels, The Commodores, Young MC, And Morris Day And The Time; Most Of Them Withdrew, Several Saying They Had Been Told The Event Was Nonpartisan And Had Concluded It Was Not; The President Rebranded The Opening As ‘A Rally To End All Rallies’ And Wrote That He Did Not Want ‘Singers With No Talent, But Big Fees To Put You To Sleep’; Vanilla Ice Stayed; C-Plus-C Music Factory’s Freedom Williams Stayed And Said He Does Not Support The President But Would Perform Anyway; Millicent Has Watched Lineups Collapse Before; This One Collapsed In A Specific And Documentable Pattern

When the Great American State Fair announced its musical lineup, it included Martina McBride, Bret Michaels of Poison,…

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Image for: The Same Day Rockstar Games Announced That Pre-Orders For Grand Theft Auto Six Would Open On June Twenty-Fifth, The Official White House X Account Posted A GTA-Style Cover With Donald Trump Captioned 'We Really Saved America Before GTA 6'; Within Two Hours, Robert F. Kennedy Junior's Official Account Posted A Second GTA-Style Cover Promoting Healthy Eating Titled 'Grand Food Groups'; Millicent's Running Catalogue Of Official Federal Government AI Memes Now Has An Entire Subfolder For Video Game Parodies; The Subfolder Was Established In March When The White House Used Wii Sports To Celebrate The Iran War; The War Just Ended; The Memes Continue Culture

The Same Day Rockstar Games Announced That Pre-Orders For Grand Theft Auto Six Would Open On June Twenty-Fifth, The Official White House X Account Posted A GTA-Style Cover With Donald Trump Captioned ‘We Really Saved America Before GTA 6’; Within Two Hours, Robert F. Kennedy Junior’s Official Account Posted A Second GTA-Style Cover Promoting Healthy Eating Titled ‘Grand Food Groups’; Millicent’s Running Catalogue Of Official Federal Government AI Memes Now Has An Entire Subfolder For Video Game Parodies; The Subfolder Was Established In March When The White House Used Wii Sports To Celebrate The Iran War; The War Just Ended; The Memes Continue

On the afternoon of June 18, 2026, Rockstar Games revealed the official cover art for Grand Theft Auto…

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