Politics
At The Great American State Fair Opening, The President Addressed The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool — Which His Own Administration Spent Over Fourteen Million Dollars Renovating, Which Then Turned Bright Green With Algae, And Which Then Began Peeling Its New Blue Paint After His Own Administration Poured Hydrogen Peroxide Into It — By Stating That The Pool Had Been ‘Gruesomely Vandalized By Thugs, Bad People’; There Is No Evidence Of Vandalism; There Is Extensive Documentation Of Hydrogen Peroxide; The President Also Said The Pool ‘Looks Perfect Already’; Douglas Has Now Filed Three Pieces On This Pool; Douglas Did Not Expect The Third One To Involve Thugs
On June 14 and again on June 20, Douglas Allegedly filed structural analyses of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting…