Sports Chad Thadley Pulls Out Of 2028 Olympics, Signs With Wendy’s Again, Then Re-Signs With Olympics, All Within The Same Schefter Tweet In a development reported exclusively by Adam Schefter, Chad Thadley — four-time Ohio state champion (bench press), ex-Wendy's… April 1, 2026 Editor
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