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Burger King President Eats Entire Whopper On Camera In Statement That Requires No Statement
In what corporate communications experts are calling 'the most efficient press release in brand history,' Burger King president…
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TikTok Sale Negotiations Continue; App Remains On Phones Of 170 Million Americans Who Have Stopped Following The Plot
TikTok sale negotiations, which have been ongoing for approximately two years across two administrations, two bans, two reprieves,…
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McDonald’s CEO Assures Public He Will Be ‘Finishing The Product Off-Screen,’ Sources Report He Has Not
McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski pledged in a February promotional video that he would be 'enjoying the rest of…
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Oil Hits $94 A Barrel; Nation’s Gas Station Receipts Now Require Second Page
Oil prices reached $94 a barrel Friday, their highest point since 2023, as the ongoing closure of the…
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Male CEO Celebrates International Women’s Day By Promoting Woman To Position He Created This Morning Specifically For This Purpose
TerraVance Global Solutions CEO Bradley Whitmore announced Sunday that he is 'thrilled' to promote Diane Chen to the…
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Prediction Market Traders Debate Ethics Of Betting On Human Suffering, Ultimately Decide To Keep Doing It But Feel A Little Bad
Following reports that traders made hundreds of thousands of dollars betting on the timing of U.S. military strikes…
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Pentagon Declares AI Company A ‘Supply Chain Risk,’ AI Company’s Other Products Continue To Run The Pentagon
The Department of Defense officially declared a major AI company a supply chain risk and banned its products…
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Digital Bank Applies For U.S. Charter, Promises It Will Be ‘Completely Different’ From All The Other Banks, Is Asked To Be More Specific
A major European digital banking challenger has filed applications for a U.S. national bank charter, promising regulators a…
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Mark Zuckerberg Purchases $170 Million Miami Mansion, Assures Public He ‘Really Connects With Regular People’
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has closed on a $170 million under-construction mansion on Miami's exclusive Indian Creek Island,…
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Strait Of Hormuz Closes; Nation Reassured By Man At Gas Station Who Heard Oil ‘Basically Grows On Trees Over There’
As Iran effectively closes the Strait of Hormuz to global oil traffic and crude prices surge past $91…