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Image for: A Man Broke Into A Fried Chicken Restaurant At 2 AM, Walked Past The Cash, And Spent Three Hours Eating Coleslaw And Potato Salad; The Restaurant Posted That Its Food Is 'Worth Catching A Felony For'; The Man Has Been Arrested Five Times In Fifteen Years And Received Probation Every Time; The Sides Were The Point; The System Was Not

A Man Broke Into A Fried Chicken Restaurant At 2 AM, Walked Past The Cash, And Spent Three Hours Eating Coleslaw And Potato Salad; The Restaurant Posted That Its Food Is ‘Worth Catching A Felony For’; The Man Has Been Arrested Five Times In Fifteen Years And Received Probation Every Time; The Sides Were The Point; The System Was Not

At approximately 2 AM on Saturday, a man smashed the glass front door of Maryland Fried Chicken on…

May 2, 2026 Editor

Image for: A Man Named His Compound 'Mercy And Truth' And Then Provided Neither; He Told Women They Were Demon Possessed When They Wouldn't Obey Him; He Forced Them To Take 80 Pills A Day; He Pulled A Child's Teeth As Punishment; A Baby Died; The Charges Go Back 12 Years; He Pleaded Not Guilty

A Man Named His Compound ‘Mercy And Truth’ And Then Provided Neither; He Told Women They Were Demon Possessed When They Wouldn’t Obey Him; He Forced Them To Take 80 Pills A Day; He Pulled A Child’s Teeth As Punishment; A Baby Died; The Charges Go Back 12 Years; He Pleaded Not Guilty

Sam Shetler, 42, owned and operated an Amish and Mennonite retreat in Cooper County, Missouri called 'Mercy and…

April 27, 2026 Editor

Joey Smoak, The Man Who Rose To BOP Boss In One Week, Who Has His Own Power Anthem, Who Is Called ‘Mr. Diesel,’ Who Is The Right Hand Of Potter, And Who Has Never Once Failed To Answer When Chaos Came Knockin’, Turns A Year Older Today; DWPF Remains Standing; These Two Facts Are Not Unrelated; Happy Birthday, Mr. DWPF

Today is the birthday of Joey Smoak — BOP boss, diesel generator sovereign, right hand of Potter, savior…

April 25, 2026 Editor

Image for: Louisiana Restaurant Found With Entire Roadkill Deer In Freezer Next To The Food; The Deer Was Collected From The Side Of The Road; The Restaurant Says It Was 'Never Intended To Be Served'; The Freezer Would Suggest Otherwise; Also It Is Illegal To Pick Up Roadkill Deer In Louisiana; Brent Has Confirmed The Deer And The Law And The Apology Taped To The Door

Louisiana Restaurant Found With Entire Roadkill Deer In Freezer Next To The Food; The Deer Was Collected From The Side Of The Road; The Restaurant Says It Was ‘Never Intended To Be Served’; The Freezer Would Suggest Otherwise; Also It Is Illegal To Pick Up Roadkill Deer In Louisiana; Brent Has Confirmed The Deer And The Law And The Apology Taped To The Door

Police in Pineville, Louisiana, responded to a complaint at China Queen restaurant on Cottingham Expressway after a viral…

April 23, 2026 Editor

Image for: New Mexico Resurrected Walter White To Pick Up Trash And It Worked; 19,000 Volunteers Removed 10.5 Million Pounds Of Litter; The Salamanca Cousins Are Now Threatening Litterers In Spanish; The T-Shirts Say 'Keep Litter Out Of My Territory'; Brent Has Never Been Prouder Of A Government Program

New Mexico Resurrected Walter White To Pick Up Trash And It Worked; 19,000 Volunteers Removed 10.5 Million Pounds Of Litter; The Salamanca Cousins Are Now Threatening Litterers In Spanish; The T-Shirts Say ‘Keep Litter Out Of My Territory’; Brent Has Never Been Prouder Of A Government Program

The state of New Mexico launched an anti-litter campaign called 'Breaking Bad Habits' in October 2024, featuring Bryan…

April 18, 2026 Editor

Image for: Florida Man Stopped At Airport With 47 Uncooked Hot Dogs Taped To His Body; Says He Was 'Just Being Efficient'; TSA Has Questions; The Hot Dogs Do Not Have Answers

Florida Man Stopped At Airport With 47 Uncooked Hot Dogs Taped To His Body; Says He Was ‘Just Being Efficient’; TSA Has Questions; The Hot Dogs Do Not Have Answers

A man was detained at Tampa International Airport after TSA agents discovered 47 uncooked hot dogs affixed to…

April 16, 2026 Editor

Someone Climbed A Cliff On The Sea-To-Sky Highway And Installed A Lion King Statue On It; Nobody Knows Who; Nobody Has Removed It; Disney Has Not Commented; Canada Has Been Canadian About The Whole Thing

Somewhere along Highway 99 between Squamish and Whistler, British Columbia — on a cliff face overlooking the Cheakamus…

April 16, 2026 Editor