Business
Mark Zuckerberg Purchases $170 Million Miami Mansion, Assures Public He ‘Really Connects With Regular People’
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has closed on a $170 million under-construction mansion on Miami's exclusive Indian Creek Island,…
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Business
Politics
Homeland Security Secretary Reassigned To Newly Created Post With Spectacular Title Nobody Can Define, Including Her
The outgoing Secretary of Homeland Security has been appointed to the newly created position of Envoy for the…
Business
Strait Of Hormuz Closes; Nation Reassured By Man At Gas Station Who Heard Oil ‘Basically Grows On Trees Over There’
As Iran effectively closes the Strait of Hormuz to global oil traffic and crude prices surge past $91…
Politics
Pentagon Confirms $4 Million Missile Successfully Destroys $20,000 Drone, Calls Economics Of Situation ‘Not Our Department’
In what defense analysts are calling 'the most expensive game of skeet shooting in recorded human history,' U.S.…
Culture
We Have Launched. Sources Confirm This Is Happening.
Supposedly News has launched. Multiple sources, speaking on condition of anonymity because they work here and are still…
Science
Augusta Residents Certain Mysterious Sky Object Was Not A Rocket, Despite It Being A Rocket
A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket carrying 29 Starlink satellites launched from Cape Canaveral Wednesday morning and was clearly,…