Politics
Congress Fails To Pass Sunshine Protection Act For Fifth Consecutive Year, Members Blame Each Other While Being Visibly Tired
For the fifth consecutive year, the United States Congress has failed to pass the Sunshine Protection Act, a…
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Politics
Opinion
Women Who Have Been Doing Everything Asked Of Them For Entire Careers Honored Today Specifically
On International Women's Day, Supposedly News would like to honor the women who work full-time jobs, manage the…
Politics
Latin American Leaders Summoned To President’s Golf Club For Diplomacy, Bring Sunscreen, Leave With Vague Commitments
President Trump convened a diplomatic summit with Latin American heads of state Saturday at his Miami-area golf club,…
Business
Male CEO Celebrates International Women’s Day By Promoting Woman To Position He Created This Morning Specifically For This Purpose
TerraVance Global Solutions CEO Bradley Whitmore announced Sunday that he is 'thrilled' to promote Diane Chen to the…
Business
Prediction Market Traders Debate Ethics Of Betting On Human Suffering, Ultimately Decide To Keep Doing It But Feel A Little Bad
Following reports that traders made hundreds of thousands of dollars betting on the timing of U.S. military strikes…
Culture
Local Man Who Has Been Wrong About What Time It Is For 36 Hours Remains Technically Correct About Something
Terry Boyle, 58, of Terre Haute, Indiana, has now been operating on the incorrect time for approximately 36…
Culture
Curling Clubs Report Surge In Interest Following Winter Olympics, Beg New Members To Please Read About Curling Before Arriving
For the fifth consecutive Winter Olympics cycle, curling clubs across North America are experiencing a significant membership surge…
Culture
Nation Celebrates International Women’s Day With Heartfelt Social Media Posts, Structural Inequity Unchanged
Corporations, politicians, sports franchises, fast food chains, a regional insurance company, and three separate brands of yogurt have…
Culture
Nation Loses Hour Of Sleep It Did Not Have To Spare, Carries On With Remarkable Stubbornness
At 2:00 a.m. Sunday, the United States removed one hour from the sleep schedules of 335 million people…
Politics
DOJ Assures Public That Missing Epstein Files Were Simply ‘Incorrectly Coded,’ Releases Some Of Them, Confirms 37 Pages Still Coded Incorrectly And Growing
The Department of Justice has released additional Epstein files previously withheld from the public, attributing their absence from…