Politics
One year after immigration officers placed Mahmoud Khalil, a legal permanent resident and Columbia University graduate student, into…
Science
Following a sweeping efficiency overhaul that eliminated seventeen disease-tracking departments, the CDC's newly restructured Office of Probably Fine…
Business
The United States economy is doing well, administration officials confirmed again this week, in a statement consistent with…
Politics
The Trump administration has held multiple classified briefings with Congress regarding Operation Epic Fury, the ongoing U.S.-Israel military…
Culture
Local man Derek Fillmore, 34, woke up Tuesday with a purpose: today is MAR10 Day, the numerological holiday…
Politics
Frustrated investors say last-minute military operations are "completely destroying portfolio planning" and are lobbying Congress for a mandatory…
Politics
On MAR10 Day, Supposedly News pauses to note that Mario, an Italian-American plumber operating out of the Mushroom…
Business
Following the viral collapse of McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski's promotional burger video, the American public has rapidly expanded…
Culture
A woman in Augusta, Georgia posted the question 'How Can I Contact A News Station ????' to a…
Opinion
Douglas Allegedly, Opinion Editor at Supposedly News, has some unsolicited thoughts about the ongoing fast food executive eating…