Politics
U.S. And Iran Both Insist The Talks Are Going Very Well And Also Not Happening
On Monday, President Trump announced that the United States and Iran had conducted 'very good and productive' talks…
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Politics
Politics
President Explains Surprise Attack Strategy To Japan, Uses Japan’s Surprise Attack Strategy As The Example
On Thursday, March 19, 2026, President Trump met with Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi in the Oval Office.…
Business
Federal Reserve Meets Wednesday To Decide Interest Rates While Also Being At War, Experiencing Tariff Inflation, And Managing $103 Oil, Which Is Fine, Everything Is Fine
The Federal Reserve's FOMC meets Wednesday, March 18 — the first meeting to formally incorporate the economic impact…
Politics
Administration Confirms War Coverage Is The Problem, Not The War; Media Encouraged To Cover War Differently Or Not At All
The Trump administration has identified the root cause of the Iran war's low public approval ratings: coverage of…
Politics
Nation Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day By Wearing Green, Drinking Beer, And Wondering If Reporting That Is Treason Now
It is St. Patrick's Day, 2026. Americans are wearing green. The Irish Taoiseach is at the White House…
Scientists Announce Pi Has Been Calculated To 100 Trillion Digits; Still No Sign Of War Exit Strategy In The Sequence
In honor of Pi Day, Yolanda Tippington, Science Correspondent, has reviewed the known digits of pi — all…
Politics
Mathematicians Confirm War Objectives Are An Irrational Number: Infinite, Non-Repeating, Cannot Be Expressed As A Simple Fraction
In honor of Pi Day, Supposedly News asked a panel of mathematicians to examine the stated objectives of…
Business
Oil Closes At $103.14 Per Barrel On Pi Day, Universe Apparently A Math Nerd
Brent crude oil settled at $103.14 per barrel on Friday, the day before Pi Day. On Pi Day…
Politics
Nation Begins Friday The 13th Already At War, Already In Recession Debate, Considers This On Brand
Friday, March 13, 2026 has arrived. The United States is on day 13 of an active war whose…
Politics
Man Who Has Been At War For 12 Days Assures Nation War Will Be Over In 4–5 Weeks, Minus The Days Already Completed
The Iran war is now 12 days old. The president stated last week that it would last 4…