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The IRS Building In Chamblee, Georgia, Just Outside Atlanta, Is Currently Being Overrun By A Population Of Rats So Large That The Standard Traps Are Too Small For Them, So Numerous That Employees Have Begun Sitting On Top Of Their Desks To Avoid Them, And So Active That They Are Now Falling Through The Ceiling Tiles During Business Hours; One Employee Has Quit Out Of Fear Of Bringing Something Home To Her Children; Eight Days Ago, This Publication Reported That The IRS Was ‘Forever Barred And Precluded’ From Investigating The President; Brent Considers The Timing Cosmically Coordinated
At the Internal Revenue Service facility on Chamblee Tucker Road, in the suburbs just northeast of Atlanta, Georgia,…