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Image for: The $TRUMP Memecoin's Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An 'Expression Of Support' Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate 'Expression Of Support' As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise Culture

The $TRUMP Memecoin’s Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An ‘Expression Of Support’ Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate ‘Expression Of Support’ As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise

Buried in the coverage of the New York Times analysis showing that nearly one million buyers of the…

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Image for: The President's Memecoin Has Crashed Ninety-Seven Percent And Now Trades At Exactly One Dollar And Seventy-Six Cents; This Publication Has Spent A Year Documenting The Administration's Founding-Era Numerology — The One-Point-Seven-Seven-Six Billion Dollar Anti-Weaponization Fund, The Venture Firm Named 1789 Capital, The $PATRIOT Memecoin That Funded A Twenty-Two-Foot Golden Statue; Douglas Has Argued, Throughout, That The Numbers Were Marketing; Douglas Must Now Report That The Market Has Answered The Marketing In Its Own Language; The Coin Sought 1776; The Coin Found $1.76; Douglas Did Not Write This Ending; Nobody Could Have; The Ledger Wrote It Opinion

The President’s Memecoin Has Crashed Ninety-Seven Percent And Now Trades At Exactly One Dollar And Seventy-Six Cents; This Publication Has Spent A Year Documenting The Administration’s Founding-Era Numerology — The One-Point-Seven-Seven-Six Billion Dollar Anti-Weaponization Fund, The Venture Firm Named 1789 Capital, The $PATRIOT Memecoin That Funded A Twenty-Two-Foot Golden Statue; Douglas Has Argued, Throughout, That The Numbers Were Marketing; Douglas Must Now Report That The Market Has Answered The Marketing In Its Own Language; The Coin Sought 1776; The Coin Found $1.76; Douglas Did Not Write This Ending; Nobody Could Have; The Ledger Wrote It

This publication has spent the year maintaining a file on the administration's founding-era numerology — the consistent branding…

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Image for: Nearly One Million People Who Bought The President's Memecoin Have Lost A Combined Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars; Roughly Five Hundred Thousand Mostly-Early Wallets Captured Four Billion In Gains; The President Personally Made Six Hundred Thirty-Six Million, Because The Coin's Structure Paid Him A Fee Whenever Anyone Traded It, Whether The Price Went Up Or Down; Across All One-Point-Four-Eight Million Wallets, The Buyers' Combined Net Gain Is Two Hundred Thirty-Six Million — Barely A Third Of What The President Alone Extracted; Chad Has Read The On-Chain Ledger; The Ledger Is Public; The Ledger Is The Paper Trail; Chad Has Never Had A Paper Trail Handed To Him This Complete Investigative

Nearly One Million People Who Bought The President’s Memecoin Have Lost A Combined Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars; Roughly Five Hundred Thousand Mostly-Early Wallets Captured Four Billion In Gains; The President Personally Made Six Hundred Thirty-Six Million, Because The Coin’s Structure Paid Him A Fee Whenever Anyone Traded It, Whether The Price Went Up Or Down; Across All One-Point-Four-Eight Million Wallets, The Buyers’ Combined Net Gain Is Two Hundred Thirty-Six Million — Barely A Third Of What The President Alone Extracted; Chad Has Read The On-Chain Ledger; The Ledger Is Public; The Ledger Is The Paper Trail; Chad Has Never Had A Paper Trail Handed To Him This Complete

Per an analysis by the blockchain analytics firm Nansen, reported by the New York Times, 988,905 buyers of…

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Image for: Pastor Mark Burns Dedicated A 22-Foot Gold Statue Of Donald Trump At A Florida Golf Course And Then Issued The Single Most Theologically Indefensible Press Release In Recent Memory; The Press Release Specifically Stated That The Gold Statue Is Not A Golden Calf; Douglas Has Read Exodus Chapter 32; The Statue Is Called Don Colossus; It Was Funded By A Memecoin Called $PATRIOT Politics

Pastor Mark Burns Dedicated A 22-Foot Gold Statue Of Donald Trump At A Florida Golf Course And Then Issued The Single Most Theologically Indefensible Press Release In Recent Memory; The Press Release Specifically Stated That The Gold Statue Is Not A Golden Calf; Douglas Has Read Exodus Chapter 32; The Statue Is Called Don Colossus; It Was Funded By A Memecoin Called $PATRIOT

On May 6, 2026, at the Trump National Doral Miami golf resort, a 22-foot gold-leafed statue of Donald…

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