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A Man Broke Into A Fried Chicken Restaurant At 2 AM, Walked Past The Cash, And Spent Three Hours Eating Coleslaw And Potato Salad; The Restaurant Posted That Its Food Is ‘Worth Catching A Felony For’; The Man Has Been Arrested Five Times In Fifteen Years And Received Probation Every Time; The Sides Were The Point; The System Was Not
At approximately 2 AM on Saturday, a man smashed the glass front door of Maryland Fried Chicken on…