Culture
Local Dog Prepares Statement, Hangs Banner, Will Not Be Making Further Comments At This Time
A German Shepherd identified only as Sergeant — 4 years old, 75 pounds, previously described by household sources…
Tag: satire
Culture
Culture
In The Most Pi Day Story Of All Pi Days, An 81-Year-Old Won ‘Best Technique’ At A Pie-Eating Contest And Her Quote Is A Work Of Art
In November 2025, at Rikki's Sports Bar in San Francisco's Castro District, an 81-year-old woman named Babs Daitch…
Technology
One Million Patriots Saluted A Computer. The Computer Sold Them Feet.
An Instagram account called @jessicaa.foster spent three months accumulating one million followers by posting AI-generated images of a…
Culture
Nation Pauses War, Recession Debate, And Mandelson Tranche To Eat Pie In A Circle, Which Is The Correct Shape For A Pie
It is Pi Day. March 14. 3/14/26. The nation has been at war for fourteen days. The stock…
Culture
Man Refuses To Leave House On Friday The 13th, Checks News From Inside House, Does Not Feel Better
Derek Fillmore of Columbus, Ohio — last seen in Supposedly News coverage on MAR10 Day, when his efforts…
Culture
Horoscope For Friday The 13th, 2026: You Will Experience The News
Agnes Unnamed, Supposedly News's anonymous astrology correspondent who cannot be named for legal reasons that Agnes considers personally…
Culture
Black Cat Releases Statement: ‘I Have Been Walking In Front Of People All Week And I Resent The Implication’
In a statement released to Supposedly News early Friday morning, the nation's black cat community has pushed back…