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Man Refuses To Leave House On Friday The 13th, Checks News From Inside House, Does Not Feel Better
Derek Fillmore of Columbus, Ohio — last seen in Supposedly News coverage on MAR10 Day, when his efforts…
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Horoscope For Friday The 13th, 2026: You Will Experience The News
Agnes Unnamed, Supposedly News's anonymous astrology correspondent who cannot be named for legal reasons that Agnes considers personally…
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Black Cat Releases Statement: ‘I Have Been Walking In Front Of People All Week And I Resent The Implication’
In a statement released to Supposedly News early Friday morning, the nation's black cat community has pushed back…