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President Clarifies He Was Depicted As A Doctor In AI Jesus Image, Not Jesus, Which Is Something A Doctor Would Not Have Needed To Clarify; Brazil Demonstrates Correct Technique

President Donald Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself to Truth Social on the evening of April 12,…

April 14, 2026 Editor

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Vulcan Materials, Nation’s Largest Granite Producer, Would Like To Make Its Grovetown Quarry Bigger; Grovetown Residents Would Like Vulcan To Know They Can Hear The Current One

Vulcan Materials Company, the nation's largest producer of construction aggregates — crushed stone, sand, and gravel, headquartered in…

April 13, 2026 Editor

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Pitbull Has Been Operating A Covert Baldness Recruitment Program Out Of Miami Since At Least 2018 And John Travolta Is Proof It Works

In 2018, Pitbull — born Armando Perez, Miami, also known as Mr. 305, Mr. Worldwide, and Mr. International…

April 13, 2026 Editor

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Two Weeks After His Spiritual Adviser Compared Him To Jesus At Easter Lunch, Trump Posted An AI Image Of Himself As Jesus On Truth Social; Millicent Would Like To Note That She Called This

On April 12, 2026 — Orthodox Easter — President Trump posted an AI-generated image on Truth Social depicting…

April 13, 2026 Editor

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Rory McIlroy Won The Masters Again By Bogeying The Last Hole, Which Is Exactly How This Week Was Going To End, Because Augusta National Does Not Do Easy

Rory McIlroy won the 90th Masters Tournament on Sunday, April 12, 2026, becoming only the fourth player in…

April 12, 2026 Editor

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South Carolina Now Officially Free Of High-Risk Cesium-137, Per The Government Agency That Would Like You To Know This, And Also That The 33 Million Gallons Of Radioactive Waste Still In The Ground Is Doing Great

The National Nuclear Security Administration announced on April 9, 2026, that South Carolina is now the 13th U.S.…

April 10, 2026 Editor

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CNN Airs Touching Tribute To Michael J. Fox; Michael J. Fox, Who Was Watching CNN, Would Like CNN To Know He Is Still Here

On April 8, 2026, CNN published a video package to its digital platforms titled 'Remembering the life of…

April 10, 2026 Editor

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Man Does 11 Years In Federal Prison Rather Than Tell Anyone Where The Gold Is, Walks Out, Still Has Not Told Anyone Where The Gold Is

Tommy Thompson, 73, of Ohio, located the SS Central America — the 'Ship of Gold' — in 1988…

April 10, 2026 Editor

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Man Who Cannot Currently Pay His Lawyer $15 Million Challenges Two Men To A Fistfight, Declares He Is ‘100% In’ Regardless Of Whether The Fight Happens

Hunter Biden, son of former President Joe Biden, who is currently unable to pay approximately $15 million in…

April 9, 2026 Editor

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The 90th Masters Tournament Is About To Begin, And Augusta National Has Already Delivered: A Colombian First, A Nine-Day-Old Baby, A $318 Elk Dinner, And A 90-Year-Old Who Nearly Lost His Mind Over An 8-Year-Old’s Putting

The 90th Masters Tournament begins Thursday, April 9 at Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, and the…

April 8, 2026 Editor