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Tiger Woods Announces He Will Compete In The Masters By Driving From Jupiter Island To Augusta National, A Decision His Sponsors Describe As ‘Consistent’

Tiger Woods, who has been involved in four vehicle incidents since 2009 — fire hydrant (2009), DUI parked…

April 1, 2026 Editor

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BREAKING: Iran And U.S. Reach Historic Peace Deal After Trump Offers To Trade Kharg Island For Applebee’s Franchise Rights Across The Persian Gulf

In a development that sources close to the situation describe as 'unprecedented' and other sources describe as 'April…

April 1, 2026 Editor

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413,793 KitKat Bars Stolen In Europe; Domino’s Issues Condolences And Announces KitKat Pizza; Ryanair Denies Involvement; The Chocolate Is Still Missing

Nestlé has confirmed that a truck carrying 413,793 units of its new Formula 1-themed KitKat range — weighing…

March 30, 2026 Editor

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Week Five War Recap: Oil Is The Biggest Shock In History, There Are 20 Points On Two Pieces Of Paper, Brent Eyewitness Has Covered This From The Beginning And Would Like To Note That He Has Covered This From The Beginning

The Iran war has entered its fifth week. Brent Eyewitness, Supposedly News field correspondent, has covered it since…

March 30, 2026 Editor

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Nation’s Oil At $116 A Barrel; Annapolis Sailors, Who Burn Socks To Start Sailing Season, Have Accidentally Created The Only Emotionally Appropriate Response To Current Events

The Annapolis Oyster Roast & Sock Burning has been held for nearly 50 years, beginning with a boatyard…

March 30, 2026 Editor

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Iran And U.S. Now Have Dueling Peace Plans; Combined, The Plans Feature 20 Points, Zero Agreed-Upon Points, And One Strait Of Hormuz That Both Sides Want To Control

The United States has presented Iran a 15-point peace plan via Pakistan. Iran has presented its own 5-point…

March 30, 2026 Editor

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Trump Says His ‘Favorite Thing’ Would Be To Take Iran’s Oil; Experts Note That ‘Favorite Thing’ Is Not Traditionally A Geopolitical Strategy Category

In an interview with the Financial Times published Monday, President Trump said his 'preference would be to take…

March 30, 2026 Editor

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Iran Has Agreed To Most Of The 15 Points, Except The Ones Iran Says It Has Not Agreed To, Which Iran Says Is All Of Them

On Sunday, President Trump said Iran had agreed to 'most of' the 15-point peace plan the U.S. conveyed…

March 30, 2026 Editor

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White House Launches OnlyFarms.gov, Delivering For Farmers In Ways That Immediately Raise Questions About What The White House Thinks OnlyFans Is

The White House has launched OnlyFarms.gov — styled in the font, color palette, and general visual energy of…

March 28, 2026 Editor

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Multi-County Asphalt Scam Dismantled By Five Law Enforcement Agencies; Suspects Identified As Johnny Ray Lee And Peewee Stumpie Lee, Which Are Their Real Names

On March 20, 2026, the Meriwether County Sheriff's Office, along with the Fayette County Sheriff's Office, the Pike…

March 27, 2026 Editor