Culture
CNN Airs Touching Tribute To Michael J. Fox; Michael J. Fox, Who Was Watching CNN, Would Like CNN To Know He Is Still Here
On April 8, 2026, CNN published a video package to its digital platforms titled 'Remembering the life of…
Tag: satire
Culture
Culture
Man Does 11 Years In Federal Prison Rather Than Tell Anyone Where The Gold Is, Walks Out, Still Has Not Told Anyone Where The Gold Is
Tommy Thompson, 73, of Ohio, located the SS Central America — the 'Ship of Gold' — in 1988…
Culture
Man Who Cannot Currently Pay His Lawyer $15 Million Challenges Two Men To A Fistfight, Declares He Is ‘100% In’ Regardless Of Whether The Fight Happens
Hunter Biden, son of former President Joe Biden, who is currently unable to pay approximately $15 million in…
Sports
The 90th Masters Tournament Is About To Begin, And Augusta National Has Already Delivered: A Colombian First, A Nine-Day-Old Baby, A $318 Elk Dinner, And A 90-Year-Old Who Nearly Lost His Mind Over An 8-Year-Old’s Putting
The 90th Masters Tournament begins Thursday, April 9 at Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, Georgia, and the…
Politics
Week Six Iran War Recap: A Civilization Was Scheduled To Die Last Night, Iran Declared Victory This Morning, The Ceasefire Is Two Weeks Long, And Brent Eyewitness Has Had A Week
The Iran war has entered its thirty-seventh day and fifth week of coverage. Since Day 1, Brent Eyewitness…
Science
The Artemis II Crew Broke The Human Distance Record At 252,760 Miles From Earth, Which Is Also The Distance Between What The Government Says Is Happening With Iran And What Is Actually Happening
At 1:56 p.m. EDT on April 6, 2026, the Artemis II crew surpassed the record for the farthest…
Culture
Kanye West Banned From UK, Ending His Wireless Festival Headlining Slot; British Public Expresses The Specific Relief Of A Nation That Has Enough Going On
The UK Home Office has banned Kanye West from entering the United Kingdom on the grounds that 'his…
Politics
Trump Issues Deadline For Iran To Make A Deal By 8 PM; At 8:01 PM Issues New Deadline; The Deadlines Are Now On Their Own Trajectory
On April 7, 2026, President Trump warned that 'a whole civilization will die tonight' if Iran did not…
Science
EXCLUSIVE: During The 40-Minute Communications Blackout Behind The Moon, The Artemis II Crew Found Several Things NASA Is Not Ready To Discuss
On April 6, 2026, the Artemis II crew — Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen…
Culture
On Good Friday, A Reflection On The Easter Lunch At Which The Director Of The White House Faith Office Compared Trump To Jesus Christ, Then The White House Deleted The Video, Which Is Also A Familiar Pattern
On April 1, 2026 — that is the actual date — Paula White-Cain, director of the White House…