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Science Confirms That Scrolling Your Phone On The Toilet Is Doing The Thing You Suspected It Was Doing
A new study has found that people who use smartphones during bathroom visits have a 46% higher risk…
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Scientists Confirm Climate Is Still Changing, Note Nobody Has Responded To Their Previous 47 Confirmations, Begin Learning Guitar
A landmark 2,400-page IPCC report confirming that climate change continues to occur was released Tuesday to widespread acknowledgment,…
Scientists Announce Pi Has Been Calculated To 100 Trillion Digits; Still No Sign Of War Exit Strategy In The Sequence
In honor of Pi Day, Yolanda Tippington, Science Correspondent, has reviewed the known digits of pi — all…
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Scientists Confirm Magic Mushrooms Help People Quit Smoking; Nation Spends Morning Figuring Out How To Ask Their Doctor About This
Researchers have confirmed that psilocybin — the psychoactive compound in what are commonly known as magic mushrooms —…
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Hubble Telescope Discovers Galaxy Made Almost Entirely Of Dark Matter, Physicists Ask Universe Politely To Explain Itself
The Hubble Space Telescope has identified a galaxy approximately 250 million light-years from Earth composed almost entirely of…