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Area Woman Uses Internet To Ask How To Use Internet, Internet Responds
A woman in Augusta, Georgia posted the question 'How Can I Contact A News Station ????' to a…
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History’s Most Underpaid, Undercredited, Exhausted Women Honored With Day Named After Them, Seem Fine With It, Have Already Moved On
On International Women's Day, Supposedly News remembers the women of history who changed the world under conditions that…
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Nation’s Pets Issue Joint Statement Demanding To Know What Is Happening And Why Dinner Is Late
America's estimated 90 million dogs and 94 million cats have collectively registered their confusion and displeasure following Sunday's…
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Local Man Who Has Been Wrong About What Time It Is For 36 Hours Remains Technically Correct About Something
Terry Boyle, 58, of Terre Haute, Indiana, has now been operating on the incorrect time for approximately 36…
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Nation Celebrates International Women’s Day With Heartfelt Social Media Posts, Structural Inequity Unchanged
Corporations, politicians, sports franchises, fast food chains, a regional insurance company, and three separate brands of yogurt have…
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Curling Clubs Report Surge In Interest Following Winter Olympics, Beg New Members To Please Read About Curling Before Arriving
For the fifth consecutive Winter Olympics cycle, curling clubs across North America are experiencing a significant membership surge…
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Nation Loses Hour Of Sleep It Did Not Have To Spare, Carries On With Remarkable Stubbornness
At 2:00 a.m. Sunday, the United States removed one hour from the sleep schedules of 335 million people…
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Rapper-Turned-Politician Leads Nepal Election, Confirms World Has Now Tried Everything Else
With a rapper-turned-politician leading polls in Nepal's upcoming national election, cultural analysts confirm the global experiment of having…
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Fort Myers Man Claims He Was Kidnapped By Dolphins, Forced To Build Underwater City, Vows To ‘Never Touch Jose Cuervo Cinge Again’
Marc Hargrove, 42, was found soaking wet on the Sanibel Causeway Monday morning, clutching what Lee County Sheriff's…
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We Have Launched. Sources Confirm This Is Happening.
Supposedly News has launched. Multiple sources, speaking on condition of anonymity because they work here and are still…