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Horoscope For Friday The 13th, 2026: You Will Experience The News
Agnes Unnamed, Supposedly News's anonymous astrology correspondent who cannot be named for legal reasons that Agnes considers personally…
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Black Cat Releases Statement: ‘I Have Been Walking In Front Of People All Week And I Resent The Implication’
In a statement released to Supposedly News early Friday morning, the nation's black cat community has pushed back…
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EXCLUSIVE: Inside The Cruel World Of Factory-Farmed Peeps, Where Chicks Are Crammed Five To A Tray With No Room To Develop Their Sugar Coating
With Easter approaching, Supposedly News has obtained exclusive access to the interior of a standard Peeps production tray,…
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Last Remaining Streaming Service Announces Shutdown, Thanks Subscribers For “A Really Good Run,” Asks Everyone To Please Just Go Outside
MegaStream, the last surviving video streaming platform following the Great Consolidation of 2025-2026, announced Tuesday it will cease…
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Man Spends MAR10 Day Explaining To Everyone Around Him That Today Is Mario Day, Reports Declining Returns
Local man Derek Fillmore, 34, woke up Tuesday with a purpose: today is MAR10 Day, the numerological holiday…
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Area Woman Uses Internet To Ask How To Use Internet, Internet Responds
A woman in Augusta, Georgia posted the question 'How Can I Contact A News Station ????' to a…
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History’s Most Underpaid, Undercredited, Exhausted Women Honored With Day Named After Them, Seem Fine With It, Have Already Moved On
On International Women's Day, Supposedly News remembers the women of history who changed the world under conditions that…
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Nation’s Pets Issue Joint Statement Demanding To Know What Is Happening And Why Dinner Is Late
America's estimated 90 million dogs and 94 million cats have collectively registered their confusion and displeasure following Sunday's…
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Local Man Who Has Been Wrong About What Time It Is For 36 Hours Remains Technically Correct About Something
Terry Boyle, 58, of Terre Haute, Indiana, has now been operating on the incorrect time for approximately 36…
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Nation Celebrates International Women’s Day With Heartfelt Social Media Posts, Structural Inequity Unchanged
Corporations, politicians, sports franchises, fast food chains, a regional insurance company, and three separate brands of yogurt have…