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English Zoo’s Escaped Capybara Was There For One Day. One Day. It Arrived Yesterday.
A zoo in England is asking nearby residents to report any sightings of a capybara that escaped from…
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Camel Beauty Contest Rocked By Botox Scandal; Twenty Competitors Disqualified For Artificially Enhanced Humps And ‘Poutier Lips’
The 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival in Al Musanna, Oman was disrupted in February when veterinary inspectors discovered…
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Wild Turkeys Shut Down Staten Island Rail Twice In Under Two Hours, Apparently Had Somewhere To Be
Wild turkeys interrupted train services on New York's Staten Island Railway twice within the space of under two…
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Seven Ohio Deputies Raided A Rapper’s House, Found A Cake, Filed A $3.9 Million Lawsuit, And Lost All Of It In The Same Week The Government Threatened The Press With Treason
On Wednesday evening, March 18, 2026 — the same week the administration suggested journalists should face treason charges…
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Man Who Gets All His News From AI Chatbot Now Completely At Peace With Everything, Dangerously Misinformed About Three Specific Things
Gary Tillman, 52, of Boise, Idaho, says switching from traditional news sources to an AI assistant for all…
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March 16, 2026: The Day The Calendar Said 3/16 And Every Person Who Grew Up In The Late 90s Felt Something
Today is March 16, 2026. The date is 3/16. Stone Cold Steve Austin's famous declaration — 'Austin 3:16…
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Local Dog Prepares Statement, Hangs Banner, Will Not Be Making Further Comments At This Time
A German Shepherd identified only as Sergeant — 4 years old, 75 pounds, previously described by household sources…
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In The Most Pi Day Story Of All Pi Days, An 81-Year-Old Won ‘Best Technique’ At A Pie-Eating Contest And Her Quote Is A Work Of Art
In November 2025, at Rikki's Sports Bar in San Francisco's Castro District, an 81-year-old woman named Babs Daitch…
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Nation Pauses War, Recession Debate, And Mandelson Tranche To Eat Pie In A Circle, Which Is The Correct Shape For A Pie
It is Pi Day. March 14. 3/14/26. The nation has been at war for fourteen days. The stock…
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Man Refuses To Leave House On Friday The 13th, Checks News From Inside House, Does Not Feel Better
Derek Fillmore of Columbus, Ohio — last seen in Supposedly News coverage on MAR10 Day, when his efforts…