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The Artemis II Crew Broke The Human Distance Record At 252,760 Miles From Earth, Which Is Also The Distance Between What The Government Says Is Happening With Iran And What Is Actually Happening

At 1:56 p.m. EDT on April 6, 2026, the Artemis II crew surpassed the record for the farthest…

April 8, 2026 Editor

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Columbus Statue Installed At White House, Becoming The Second Most Controversial Navigator To Arrive In Washington This Month Without Knowing Exactly Where He Was Going

A replica of a Christopher Columbus statue — originally toppled by protesters in 2020 — has been installed…

March 24, 2026 Editor

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Nation Pauses War, Recession Debate, And Mandelson Tranche To Eat Pie In A Circle, Which Is The Correct Shape For A Pie

It is Pi Day. March 14. 3/14/26. The nation has been at war for fourteen days. The stock…

March 14, 2026 Editor

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Man Refuses To Leave House On Friday The 13th, Checks News From Inside House, Does Not Feel Better

Derek Fillmore of Columbus, Ohio — last seen in Supposedly News coverage on MAR10 Day, when his efforts…

March 13, 2026 Editor

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Horoscope For Friday The 13th, 2026: You Will Experience The News

Agnes Unnamed, Supposedly News's anonymous astrology correspondent who cannot be named for legal reasons that Agnes considers personally…

March 13, 2026 Editor