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Iran Selects New Supreme Leader Without Checking With Trump First, Trump Not Happy
Iran has selected a new supreme leader. The new supreme leader is Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of the…
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Government Tries New Legal Theory In Case Against Man It Has Been Trying To Deport For A Year, Previous Legal Theory Having Not Worked
One year after immigration officers placed Mahmoud Khalil, a legal permanent resident and Columbia University graduate student, into…
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Administration Confirms War Objectives Will Be Available Shortly, Possibly After The War
The Trump administration has held multiple classified briefings with Congress regarding Operation Epic Fury, the ongoing U.S.-Israel military…
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Nation’s Prediction Market Traders Demand All Future Wars Be Scheduled At Least Two Weeks In Advance
Frustrated investors say last-minute military operations are "completely destroying portfolio planning" and are lobbying Congress for a mandatory…
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Nation Celebrates MAR10 Day By Acknowledging That A Plumber Has Done More For Infrastructure Than Congress
On MAR10 Day, Supposedly News pauses to note that Mario, an Italian-American plumber operating out of the Mushroom…
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Government Confirms It Has Stolen Your Hour, Refuses To Say What It Is Doing With It
At 2:00 a.m. Sunday, the United States government removed one hour from the American people with no warrant,…
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Congress Fails To Pass Sunshine Protection Act For Fifth Consecutive Year, Members Blame Each Other While Being Visibly Tired
For the fifth consecutive year, the United States Congress has failed to pass the Sunshine Protection Act, a…
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Latin American Leaders Summoned To President’s Golf Club For Diplomacy, Bring Sunscreen, Leave With Vague Commitments
President Trump convened a diplomatic summit with Latin American heads of state Saturday at his Miami-area golf club,…
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DOJ Assures Public That Missing Epstein Files Were Simply ‘Incorrectly Coded,’ Releases Some Of Them, Confirms 37 Pages Still Coded Incorrectly And Growing
The Department of Justice has released additional Epstein files previously withheld from the public, attributing their absence from…
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Iran Responds To Demand For ‘Unconditional Surrender’ With A Response That Is Not Unconditional Surrender
Following President Trump's demand that Iran offer unconditional surrender to end the ongoing military conflict, Iranian President Masoud…