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Image for: The President Started A War On February Twenty-Eighth That Closed The Strait Of Hormuz, Through Which One-Fifth Of The World's Oil Passes; Oil Spiked Above One Hundred Dollars A Barrel; Gas Prices Rose From Around Three Dollars A Gallon Before The War To Over Four-Fifty; The War Ended June Seventeenth; Oil Has Fallen Back Toward Seventy Dollars; Gas Has Fallen To Around Three-Ninety But Not Faster; On June Twenty-Fourth The President Ordered The Justice Department To Investigate Oil Companies For 'Gouging' By Not Lowering Gas Prices Fast Enough; Chad Has Read Every Federal Gas-Gouging Probe Of The Past Three Decades; Chad Has Notes On What They Found Investigative

The President Started A War On February Twenty-Eighth That Closed The Strait Of Hormuz, Through Which One-Fifth Of The World’s Oil Passes; Oil Spiked Above One Hundred Dollars A Barrel; Gas Prices Rose From Around Three Dollars A Gallon Before The War To Over Four-Fifty; The War Ended June Seventeenth; Oil Has Fallen Back Toward Seventy Dollars; Gas Has Fallen To Around Three-Ninety But Not Faster; On June Twenty-Fourth The President Ordered The Justice Department To Investigate Oil Companies For ‘Gouging’ By Not Lowering Gas Prices Fast Enough; Chad Has Read Every Federal Gas-Gouging Probe Of The Past Three Decades; Chad Has Notes On What They Found

Here is a documented causal sequence. On February 28, 2026, the United States began a war against Iran.…

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A Dadaist Liberal Satire Account Out Of St. Louis Has Been Producing Some Of The Most Widely Shared ‘Real’ News Of The Year; The Account Is Called The Halfway Post; It Has ‘I Don’t Report The Facts, I Improve Them’ As Its Operating Principle; Its Latest Tweet About A Texas Televangelist Arrested For Cooking Meth Hit 2.4 Million Views; The Tweet Is Fiction; The Reason It Hit 2.4 Million Views Is That It Reads As Plausible; Millicent Would Like To Discuss Why

On May 13, 2026, an account called The Halfway Post — a verified Twitter/X account operated by a…

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