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Image for: At The Pennsylvania Defense And Innovation Summit, The President Claimed That Under The CHIPS Act, 'If You Weren't Transgender, As An Example, You Didn't Qualify,' And That Companies 'Looked All Over For Transgender People To Run The Company' But 'Couldn't Find Them' Because 'They Weren't Into The Chip Making Business, I Guess'; The CHIPS Act Funds Semiconductors; Semiconductors Are Built From Transistors; The Transistor Was Invented At Bell Labs In 1947; Yolanda Has Prepared A Brief Explainer Distinguishing The Transistor From The Transgender Community; Yolanda Cannot Believe The Explainer Is Necessary; The Explainer Is Necessary Science

At The Pennsylvania Defense And Innovation Summit, The President Claimed That Under The CHIPS Act, ‘If You Weren’t Transgender, As An Example, You Didn’t Qualify,’ And That Companies ‘Looked All Over For Transgender People To Run The Company’ But ‘Couldn’t Find Them’ Because ‘They Weren’t Into The Chip Making Business, I Guess’; The CHIPS Act Funds Semiconductors; Semiconductors Are Built From Transistors; The Transistor Was Invented At Bell Labs In 1947; Yolanda Has Prepared A Brief Explainer Distinguishing The Transistor From The Transgender Community; Yolanda Cannot Believe The Explainer Is Necessary; The Explainer Is Necessary

On July 15, 2026, at the Pennsylvania Defense and Innovation Summit at the U.S. Army War College in…

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Image for: The $TRUMP Memecoin's Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An 'Expression Of Support' Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate 'Expression Of Support' As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise Culture

The $TRUMP Memecoin’s Own Website Carried A Disclaimer Stating That The Tokens Were Intended As An ‘Expression Of Support’ Rather Than An Investment Opportunity; One Million People Have Now Expressed Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars Of Support; Legal Experts Say The Disclaimer May Shield The Issuer; Millicent, Whose Beat Is The Attention Economy, Would Like To Nominate ‘Expression Of Support’ As The Most Important Four Words In Modern American Commerce, Because The Disclaimer Is Not A Loophole — The Disclaimer Is A Confession, And It Is Also, Millicent Will Argue, The Only Completely Honest Sentence In The Entire Enterprise

Buried in the coverage of the New York Times analysis showing that nearly one million buyers of the…

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Image for: The President's Memecoin Has Crashed Ninety-Seven Percent And Now Trades At Exactly One Dollar And Seventy-Six Cents; This Publication Has Spent A Year Documenting The Administration's Founding-Era Numerology — The One-Point-Seven-Seven-Six Billion Dollar Anti-Weaponization Fund, The Venture Firm Named 1789 Capital, The $PATRIOT Memecoin That Funded A Twenty-Two-Foot Golden Statue; Douglas Has Argued, Throughout, That The Numbers Were Marketing; Douglas Must Now Report That The Market Has Answered The Marketing In Its Own Language; The Coin Sought 1776; The Coin Found $1.76; Douglas Did Not Write This Ending; Nobody Could Have; The Ledger Wrote It Opinion

The President’s Memecoin Has Crashed Ninety-Seven Percent And Now Trades At Exactly One Dollar And Seventy-Six Cents; This Publication Has Spent A Year Documenting The Administration’s Founding-Era Numerology — The One-Point-Seven-Seven-Six Billion Dollar Anti-Weaponization Fund, The Venture Firm Named 1789 Capital, The $PATRIOT Memecoin That Funded A Twenty-Two-Foot Golden Statue; Douglas Has Argued, Throughout, That The Numbers Were Marketing; Douglas Must Now Report That The Market Has Answered The Marketing In Its Own Language; The Coin Sought 1776; The Coin Found $1.76; Douglas Did Not Write This Ending; Nobody Could Have; The Ledger Wrote It

This publication has spent the year maintaining a file on the administration's founding-era numerology — the consistent branding…

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Image for: Nearly One Million People Who Bought The President's Memecoin Have Lost A Combined Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars; Roughly Five Hundred Thousand Mostly-Early Wallets Captured Four Billion In Gains; The President Personally Made Six Hundred Thirty-Six Million, Because The Coin's Structure Paid Him A Fee Whenever Anyone Traded It, Whether The Price Went Up Or Down; Across All One-Point-Four-Eight Million Wallets, The Buyers' Combined Net Gain Is Two Hundred Thirty-Six Million — Barely A Third Of What The President Alone Extracted; Chad Has Read The On-Chain Ledger; The Ledger Is Public; The Ledger Is The Paper Trail; Chad Has Never Had A Paper Trail Handed To Him This Complete Investigative

Nearly One Million People Who Bought The President’s Memecoin Have Lost A Combined Three-Point-Eight-One Billion Dollars; Roughly Five Hundred Thousand Mostly-Early Wallets Captured Four Billion In Gains; The President Personally Made Six Hundred Thirty-Six Million, Because The Coin’s Structure Paid Him A Fee Whenever Anyone Traded It, Whether The Price Went Up Or Down; Across All One-Point-Four-Eight Million Wallets, The Buyers’ Combined Net Gain Is Two Hundred Thirty-Six Million — Barely A Third Of What The President Alone Extracted; Chad Has Read The On-Chain Ledger; The Ledger Is Public; The Ledger Is The Paper Trail; Chad Has Never Had A Paper Trail Handed To Him This Complete

Per an analysis by the blockchain analytics firm Nansen, reported by the New York Times, 988,905 buyers of…

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Image for: The President Started A War On February Twenty-Eighth That Closed The Strait Of Hormuz, Through Which One-Fifth Of The World's Oil Passes; Oil Spiked Above One Hundred Dollars A Barrel; Gas Prices Rose From Around Three Dollars A Gallon Before The War To Over Four-Fifty; The War Ended June Seventeenth; Oil Has Fallen Back Toward Seventy Dollars; Gas Has Fallen To Around Three-Ninety But Not Faster; On June Twenty-Fourth The President Ordered The Justice Department To Investigate Oil Companies For 'Gouging' By Not Lowering Gas Prices Fast Enough; Chad Has Read Every Federal Gas-Gouging Probe Of The Past Three Decades; Chad Has Notes On What They Found Investigative

The President Started A War On February Twenty-Eighth That Closed The Strait Of Hormuz, Through Which One-Fifth Of The World’s Oil Passes; Oil Spiked Above One Hundred Dollars A Barrel; Gas Prices Rose From Around Three Dollars A Gallon Before The War To Over Four-Fifty; The War Ended June Seventeenth; Oil Has Fallen Back Toward Seventy Dollars; Gas Has Fallen To Around Three-Ninety But Not Faster; On June Twenty-Fourth The President Ordered The Justice Department To Investigate Oil Companies For ‘Gouging’ By Not Lowering Gas Prices Fast Enough; Chad Has Read Every Federal Gas-Gouging Probe Of The Past Three Decades; Chad Has Notes On What They Found

Here is a documented causal sequence. On February 28, 2026, the United States began a war against Iran.…

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Image for: On June 17, 2026, The United States And Iran Signed A Memorandum Of Understanding That Ended The Iran War; The President Said The Agreement 'Probably Is Unconditional Surrender'; The Iranian Parliament Speaker Held Up His Signed Copy For Cameras In Tehran; Senator Bill Cassidy Said Ronald Reagan Was Rolling Over In His Grave; Thirteen American Service Members Are Dead And Iran's Nuclear Program Is Not Curbed And Sanctions Will Be Lifted; Patricia Has Been Watching The Strait Since February; Patricia Is Going To File Her Closing Brief Politics

On June 17, 2026, The United States And Iran Signed A Memorandum Of Understanding That Ended The Iran War; The President Said The Agreement ‘Probably Is Unconditional Surrender’; The Iranian Parliament Speaker Held Up His Signed Copy For Cameras In Tehran; Senator Bill Cassidy Said Ronald Reagan Was Rolling Over In His Grave; Thirteen American Service Members Are Dead And Iran’s Nuclear Program Is Not Curbed And Sanctions Will Be Lifted; Patricia Has Been Watching The Strait Since February; Patricia Is Going To File Her Closing Brief

On Sunday, June 14, 2026 — the same evening this publication's Frank Misquote was watching UFC Freedom 250…

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Image for: Trump Spent Fourteen-Point-Two Million Dollars Of Federal Money Renovating The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, Declared The Project Complete, Had The White House Post 'The Reflecting Pool Is Reflecting' Before The Pool Had Finished Filling With Water, And Then Within Twenty-Four Hours The Pool Was Coated With Algae Again; The Interior Department Has Described The Algae As 'Residual' And Part Of The 'Normal Startup Process'; The Nanobubbler Filtration System Was Supposed To Prevent This Exact Outcome; Douglas Would Like To Note That The Pool Is, Per Every Available Photograph, Not Reflecting Anything Politics

Trump Spent Fourteen-Point-Two Million Dollars Of Federal Money Renovating The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, Declared The Project Complete, Had The White House Post ‘The Reflecting Pool Is Reflecting’ Before The Pool Had Finished Filling With Water, And Then Within Twenty-Four Hours The Pool Was Coated With Algae Again; The Interior Department Has Described The Algae As ‘Residual’ And Part Of The ‘Normal Startup Process’; The Nanobubbler Filtration System Was Supposed To Prevent This Exact Outcome; Douglas Would Like To Note That The Pool Is, Per Every Available Photograph, Not Reflecting Anything

On Tuesday, June 9, 2026, after several weeks of heavily promoted renovations, the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was…

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Image for: Snopes Now Maintains A Running Collection Of Fake Truth Social Posts Attributed To Donald Trump Because His Real Truth Social Posts Have Become Indistinguishable From The Fake Ones; The Collection Is Called 'Beware Of These 15 Fake Trump Truth Social Posts'; It Was Published On April 12, 2026; It Has Already Been Outpaced By Reality; Douglas Has Read All Fifteen; Douglas Has Notes Politics

Snopes Now Maintains A Running Collection Of Fake Truth Social Posts Attributed To Donald Trump Because His Real Truth Social Posts Have Become Indistinguishable From The Fake Ones; The Collection Is Called ‘Beware Of These 15 Fake Trump Truth Social Posts’; It Was Published On April 12, 2026; It Has Already Been Outpaced By Reality; Douglas Has Read All Fifteen; Douglas Has Notes

On April 12, 2026, Snopes — the American fact-checking organization that has been verifying viral internet content for…

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Image for: Pastor Mark Burns Dedicated A 22-Foot Gold Statue Of Donald Trump At A Florida Golf Course And Then Issued The Single Most Theologically Indefensible Press Release In Recent Memory; The Press Release Specifically Stated That The Gold Statue Is Not A Golden Calf; Douglas Has Read Exodus Chapter 32; The Statue Is Called Don Colossus; It Was Funded By A Memecoin Called $PATRIOT Politics

Pastor Mark Burns Dedicated A 22-Foot Gold Statue Of Donald Trump At A Florida Golf Course And Then Issued The Single Most Theologically Indefensible Press Release In Recent Memory; The Press Release Specifically Stated That The Gold Statue Is Not A Golden Calf; Douglas Has Read Exodus Chapter 32; The Statue Is Called Don Colossus; It Was Funded By A Memecoin Called $PATRIOT

On May 6, 2026, at the Trump National Doral Miami golf resort, a 22-foot gold-leafed statue of Donald…

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Image for: The Official White House Account Posted An AI Image Of Schumer And Jeffries In Sombreros Drinking Margaritas At The Border With A Sign That Says 'I Love Illegal Immigrants' For Cinco De Mayo; Schumer Responded With A Photo Of Trump And Jeffrey Epstein In Sombreros; 20,800 People Liked The Original; 15,600 Commented; A Mexican Republican Said He Was Offended; An Iraq Vet Called It 'Extremely Weak Trolling'; Yesterday It Was The Mandalorian; Today It Is Sombreros; Tomorrow Is Tuesday Politics

The Official White House Account Posted An AI Image Of Schumer And Jeffries In Sombreros Drinking Margaritas At The Border With A Sign That Says ‘I Love Illegal Immigrants’ For Cinco De Mayo; Schumer Responded With A Photo Of Trump And Jeffrey Epstein In Sombreros; 20,800 People Liked The Original; 15,600 Commented; A Mexican Republican Said He Was Offended; An Iraq Vet Called It ‘Extremely Weak Trolling’; Yesterday It Was The Mandalorian; Today It Is Sombreros; Tomorrow Is Tuesday

On May 5, 2026 — Cinco de Mayo — the official White House account on X and Facebook…

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