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FBI Director Announces ‘Historic’ Plan To Have UFC Fighters Train Federal Agents, Which Is A Real Sentence That Was Said Today
FBI Director Kash Patel announced Wednesday that UFC fighters will travel to the FBI Special Agent Academy at…
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Man Who Has Been At War For 12 Days Assures Nation War Will Be Over In 4–5 Weeks, Minus The Days Already Completed
The Iran war is now 12 days old. The president stated last week that it would last 4…
Business
Nation Relieved To Learn Gas Prices Are Just A ‘Little Glitch,’ Plans Accordingly
President Trump confirmed this week that rising gas prices, driven by the ongoing U.S.-Israel war with Iran and…
Politics
Iran Selects New Supreme Leader Without Checking With Trump First, Trump Not Happy
Iran has selected a new supreme leader. The new supreme leader is Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of the…
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Government Tries New Legal Theory In Case Against Man It Has Been Trying To Deport For A Year, Previous Legal Theory Having Not Worked
One year after immigration officers placed Mahmoud Khalil, a legal permanent resident and Columbia University graduate student, into…
Business
Economy Doing Great, Say People Whose Job It Is To Say Economy Is Doing Great
The United States economy is doing well, administration officials confirmed again this week, in a statement consistent with…
Politics
Government Confirms It Has Stolen Your Hour, Refuses To Say What It Is Doing With It
At 2:00 a.m. Sunday, the United States government removed one hour from the American people with no warrant,…
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Latin American Leaders Summoned To President’s Golf Club For Diplomacy, Bring Sunscreen, Leave With Vague Commitments
President Trump convened a diplomatic summit with Latin American heads of state Saturday at his Miami-area golf club,…
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Iran Responds To Demand For ‘Unconditional Surrender’ With A Response That Is Not Unconditional Surrender
Following President Trump's demand that Iran offer unconditional surrender to end the ongoing military conflict, Iranian President Masoud…
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Trump Confirms Cuba ‘Next On The List,’ Aides Quietly Add ‘The List’ To List Of Things Requiring A List
President Trump told reporters Monday that Cuba is 'next' following ongoing military operations in Iran, a revelation that…