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An Investigation Into Cashier Belinda, America’s Most Exploited Fictional Employee, Who Has Replaced Every Broken Piece Of Equipment At A Tennessee Truck Stop With Her Own Body For The Past Year; She Has Been An Ashtray, A Barcode Scanner, A Paper Towel Dispenser, A Nacho Cheese Warmer, A Windshield Wiper, A Crushed Ice Machine, A Stepstool, And A Diesel Spill Sponge; She Has Never Won Employee Of The Month

In a follow-up to Brent Eyewitness' investigation into the Celina 52 Truck Stop — the satirical social media…

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Image for: Louisiana Restaurant Found With Entire Roadkill Deer In Freezer Next To The Food; The Deer Was Collected From The Side Of The Road; The Restaurant Says It Was 'Never Intended To Be Served'; The Freezer Would Suggest Otherwise; Also It Is Illegal To Pick Up Roadkill Deer In Louisiana; Brent Has Confirmed The Deer And The Law And The Apology Taped To The Door Local

Louisiana Restaurant Found With Entire Roadkill Deer In Freezer Next To The Food; The Deer Was Collected From The Side Of The Road; The Restaurant Says It Was ‘Never Intended To Be Served’; The Freezer Would Suggest Otherwise; Also It Is Illegal To Pick Up Roadkill Deer In Louisiana; Brent Has Confirmed The Deer And The Law And The Apology Taped To The Door

Police in Pineville, Louisiana, responded to a complaint at China Queen restaurant on Cottingham Expressway after a viral…

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Image for: America's Finest News Source Has Acquired America's Worst News Source; The Onion Now Owns InfoWars; The 'O' Has Been Replaced; Tim Heidecker Is Creative Director; Profits Go To The Sandy Hook Families Alex Jones Owes $1.5 Billion; Jones Says He's Not Going Anywhere; The Onion's Fake CEO Called It 'Democratizing Psychological Torture'; Chad Has Confirmed Everything And The Everything Is A Lot Culture

America’s Finest News Source Has Acquired America’s Worst News Source; The Onion Now Owns InfoWars; The ‘O’ Has Been Replaced; Tim Heidecker Is Creative Director; Profits Go To The Sandy Hook Families Alex Jones Owes $1.5 Billion; Jones Says He’s Not Going Anywhere; The Onion’s Fake CEO Called It ‘Democratizing Psychological Torture’; Chad Has Confirmed Everything And The Everything Is A Lot

The Onion — the satirical news publication that has spent 36 years writing fake headlines about real absurdity…

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