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Image for: The Surgeon General Wrote 837 Pages About Tobacco Use In America; The Internet Read The Headline; The Headline Is 'Gay People Vape More'; The 837 Pages Explain Why And The Why Is Not Funny; The Headline Is Being Treated As Comedy; Yolanda Has Read The Report And The Report Is About Trauma

The Surgeon General Wrote 837 Pages About Tobacco Use In America; The Internet Read The Headline; The Headline Is ‘Gay People Vape More’; The 837 Pages Explain Why And The Why Is Not Funny; The Headline Is Being Treated As Comedy; Yolanda Has Read The Report And The Report Is About Trauma

In November 2024, the U.S. Surgeon General's office published an 837-page report on tobacco use in America. The…

April 25, 2026 Editor

Joey Smoak, The Man Who Rose To BOP Boss In One Week, Who Has His Own Power Anthem, Who Is Called ‘Mr. Diesel,’ Who Is The Right Hand Of Potter, And Who Has Never Once Failed To Answer When Chaos Came Knockin’, Turns A Year Older Today; DWPF Remains Standing; These Two Facts Are Not Unrelated; Happy Birthday, Mr. DWPF

Today is the birthday of Joey Smoak — BOP boss, diesel generator sovereign, right hand of Potter, savior…

April 25, 2026 Editor

Image for: The Secretary Of Health Has Announced That The President Has A Different Way Of Calculating Percentages; The Different Way Is Wrong; He Said It Twice; PolitiFact Rated It Pants On Fire; Elizabeth Warren Said Companies Would Be Paying You To Take Their Drugs; Kennedy Called It A 'Mathematical Device'; Math Has Not Commented

The Secretary Of Health Has Announced That The President Has A Different Way Of Calculating Percentages; The Different Way Is Wrong; He Said It Twice; PolitiFact Rated It Pants On Fire; Elizabeth Warren Said Companies Would Be Paying You To Take Their Drugs; Kennedy Called It A ‘Mathematical Device’; Math Has Not Commented

On April 22, 2026, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told the Senate Finance Committee…

April 24, 2026 Editor

An Investigation Into Cashier Belinda, America’s Most Exploited Fictional Employee, Who Has Replaced Every Broken Piece Of Equipment At A Tennessee Truck Stop With Her Own Body For The Past Year; She Has Been An Ashtray, A Barcode Scanner, A Paper Towel Dispenser, A Nacho Cheese Warmer, A Windshield Wiper, A Crushed Ice Machine, A Stepstool, And A Diesel Spill Sponge; She Has Never Won Employee Of The Month

In a follow-up to Brent Eyewitness' investigation into the Celina 52 Truck Stop — the satirical social media…

April 24, 2026 Editor

Image for: A Tennessee Truck Stop With 557,000 Followers And A Urine Mascot Has Asked A Driver To Come Inside So Their Tactical Team Can Test A Military Payload For Sudden Discharge; The Post Has 4,000 Reactions; The Object Is A Wind Turbine Blade; The Truck Stop Is Real; The Tactical Team Is Not; Brent Has Been Investigating For Hours And Would Like To Apply For A Job

A Tennessee Truck Stop With 557,000 Followers And A Urine Mascot Has Asked A Driver To Come Inside So Their Tactical Team Can Test A Military Payload For Sudden Discharge; The Post Has 4,000 Reactions; The Object Is A Wind Turbine Blade; The Truck Stop Is Real; The Tactical Team Is Not; Brent Has Been Investigating For Hours And Would Like To Apply For A Job

The Celina 52 Truck Stop — a real truck stop operating as the Eco Travel Plaza at 1897…

April 24, 2026 Editor

Image for: Louisiana Restaurant Found With Entire Roadkill Deer In Freezer Next To The Food; The Deer Was Collected From The Side Of The Road; The Restaurant Says It Was 'Never Intended To Be Served'; The Freezer Would Suggest Otherwise; Also It Is Illegal To Pick Up Roadkill Deer In Louisiana; Brent Has Confirmed The Deer And The Law And The Apology Taped To The Door

Louisiana Restaurant Found With Entire Roadkill Deer In Freezer Next To The Food; The Deer Was Collected From The Side Of The Road; The Restaurant Says It Was ‘Never Intended To Be Served’; The Freezer Would Suggest Otherwise; Also It Is Illegal To Pick Up Roadkill Deer In Louisiana; Brent Has Confirmed The Deer And The Law And The Apology Taped To The Door

Police in Pineville, Louisiana, responded to a complaint at China Queen restaurant on Cottingham Expressway after a viral…

April 23, 2026 Editor

Image for: Secretary Of War Ends Flu Vaccine Mandate For Troops Currently At War; Policy Had Been In Place Since 1945, When It Was Implemented Because The 1918 Flu Killed 26,000 Soldiers; The Current Flu Season Has Killed 23,000 Americans; Hegseth Called The Mandate 'Not Rational'; The Troops Live In Close Quarters; Reginald Has The Timeline

Secretary Of War Ends Flu Vaccine Mandate For Troops Currently At War; Policy Had Been In Place Since 1945, When It Was Implemented Because The 1918 Flu Killed 26,000 Soldiers; The Current Flu Season Has Killed 23,000 Americans; Hegseth Called The Mandate ‘Not Rational’; The Troops Live In Close Quarters; Reginald Has The Timeline

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced on Tuesday, April 21, 2026 — via a video posted to social media,…

April 22, 2026 Editor

Image for: A Man Spent 10,000 Bitcoin On Two Pizzas In 2010; The Bitcoin Is Now Worth $760 Million; He Also Spent Another 71,000 Bitcoin On Pizza After That; He Invented The Technology That Made Bitcoin Mining Viable; He Does Not Appear To Have Regrets; The Pizzas Were From Papa John's

A Man Spent 10,000 Bitcoin On Two Pizzas In 2010; The Bitcoin Is Now Worth $760 Million; He Also Spent Another 71,000 Bitcoin On Pizza After That; He Invented The Technology That Made Bitcoin Mining Viable; He Does Not Appear To Have Regrets; The Pizzas Were From Papa John’s

On May 22, 2010, a programmer from Florida named Laszlo Hanyecz posted on the BitcoinTalk forum that he…

April 21, 2026 Editor

Image for: Connie Palacioz, Who Riveted B-29 Bombers At 17 And Then Didn't Mention It For Decades, Has Died At 101; She Counted Seven Missing Rivets On The Restored Plane; She Said She Was Just Doing Her Job; She Was Not Just Doing Her Job

Connie Palacioz, Who Riveted B-29 Bombers At 17 And Then Didn’t Mention It For Decades, Has Died At 101; She Counted Seven Missing Rivets On The Restored Plane; She Said She Was Just Doing Her Job; She Was Not Just Doing Her Job

Connie Palacioz died on Sunday morning, April 19, 2026, in Wichita, Kansas. She was 101. She was 17…

April 21, 2026 Editor

Image for: America's Finest News Source Has Acquired America's Worst News Source; The Onion Now Owns InfoWars; The 'O' Has Been Replaced; Tim Heidecker Is Creative Director; Profits Go To The Sandy Hook Families Alex Jones Owes $1.5 Billion; Jones Says He's Not Going Anywhere; The Onion's Fake CEO Called It 'Democratizing Psychological Torture'; Chad Has Confirmed Everything And The Everything Is A Lot

America’s Finest News Source Has Acquired America’s Worst News Source; The Onion Now Owns InfoWars; The ‘O’ Has Been Replaced; Tim Heidecker Is Creative Director; Profits Go To The Sandy Hook Families Alex Jones Owes $1.5 Billion; Jones Says He’s Not Going Anywhere; The Onion’s Fake CEO Called It ‘Democratizing Psychological Torture’; Chad Has Confirmed Everything And The Everything Is A Lot

The Onion — the satirical news publication that has spent 36 years writing fake headlines about real absurdity…

April 21, 2026 Editor