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Image for: The United States Has Confirmed Over Two Thousand One Hundred Measles Cases In Forty-One Jurisdictions In 2026 Alone, With Thirty Outbreaks, On Pace To Exceed Last Year's Thirty-Four-Year Record; The Country Has Held 'Measles Elimination' Status Since The Year Two Thousand; That Status Is Under Review; The Review, Originally Set For April, Has Been Pushed To November, Which Is When The Midterm Elections Are; Public Messaging Says The Country 'May Lose' The Status; One Epidemiologist Wrote That If It Walks Like A Duck And Quacks Like A Duck, You Stop Debating Taxonomy; Yolanda Has Read The Definition; Yolanda Would Like To Discuss The Conditional Tense Science

The United States Has Confirmed Over Two Thousand One Hundred Measles Cases In Forty-One Jurisdictions In 2026 Alone, With Thirty Outbreaks, On Pace To Exceed Last Year’s Thirty-Four-Year Record; The Country Has Held ‘Measles Elimination’ Status Since The Year Two Thousand; That Status Is Under Review; The Review, Originally Set For April, Has Been Pushed To November, Which Is When The Midterm Elections Are; Public Messaging Says The Country ‘May Lose’ The Status; One Epidemiologist Wrote That If It Walks Like A Duck And Quacks Like A Duck, You Stop Debating Taxonomy; Yolanda Has Read The Definition; Yolanda Would Like To Discuss The Conditional Tense

As of late June 2026, the United States has confirmed more than 2,100 measles cases across 41 jurisdictions…

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Image for: The President Started A War On February Twenty-Eighth That Closed The Strait Of Hormuz, Through Which One-Fifth Of The World's Oil Passes; Oil Spiked Above One Hundred Dollars A Barrel; Gas Prices Rose From Around Three Dollars A Gallon Before The War To Over Four-Fifty; The War Ended June Seventeenth; Oil Has Fallen Back Toward Seventy Dollars; Gas Has Fallen To Around Three-Ninety But Not Faster; On June Twenty-Fourth The President Ordered The Justice Department To Investigate Oil Companies For 'Gouging' By Not Lowering Gas Prices Fast Enough; Chad Has Read Every Federal Gas-Gouging Probe Of The Past Three Decades; Chad Has Notes On What They Found Investigative

The President Started A War On February Twenty-Eighth That Closed The Strait Of Hormuz, Through Which One-Fifth Of The World’s Oil Passes; Oil Spiked Above One Hundred Dollars A Barrel; Gas Prices Rose From Around Three Dollars A Gallon Before The War To Over Four-Fifty; The War Ended June Seventeenth; Oil Has Fallen Back Toward Seventy Dollars; Gas Has Fallen To Around Three-Ninety But Not Faster; On June Twenty-Fourth The President Ordered The Justice Department To Investigate Oil Companies For ‘Gouging’ By Not Lowering Gas Prices Fast Enough; Chad Has Read Every Federal Gas-Gouging Probe Of The Past Three Decades; Chad Has Notes On What They Found

Here is a documented causal sequence. On February 28, 2026, the United States began a war against Iran.…

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Image for: At The Great American State Fair Opening, The President Addressed The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool — Which His Own Administration Spent Over Fourteen Million Dollars Renovating, Which Then Turned Bright Green With Algae, And Which Then Began Peeling Its New Blue Paint After His Own Administration Poured Hydrogen Peroxide Into It — By Stating That The Pool Had Been 'Gruesomely Vandalized By Thugs, Bad People'; There Is No Evidence Of Vandalism; There Is Extensive Documentation Of Hydrogen Peroxide; The President Also Said The Pool 'Looks Perfect Already'; Douglas Has Now Filed Three Pieces On This Pool; Douglas Did Not Expect The Third One To Involve Thugs Politics

At The Great American State Fair Opening, The President Addressed The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool — Which His Own Administration Spent Over Fourteen Million Dollars Renovating, Which Then Turned Bright Green With Algae, And Which Then Began Peeling Its New Blue Paint After His Own Administration Poured Hydrogen Peroxide Into It — By Stating That The Pool Had Been ‘Gruesomely Vandalized By Thugs, Bad People’; There Is No Evidence Of Vandalism; There Is Extensive Documentation Of Hydrogen Peroxide; The President Also Said The Pool ‘Looks Perfect Already’; Douglas Has Now Filed Three Pieces On This Pool; Douglas Did Not Expect The Third One To Involve Thugs

On June 14 and again on June 20, Douglas Allegedly filed structural analyses of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting…

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Image for: The Trump Administration Opened The Sixteen-Day Great American State Fair On The National Mall On June Twenty-Fourth With A Rally; The President Said America 'Was A Dead Country' That Is Now 'The Hottest Country Anywhere In The World'; The Following Day He Posted That At Least Forty-Five Thousand People Had Attended; The Washington Post Reported The Crowd 'Thinly Covered An Area About The Length Of The National Museum Of American History, Smaller Than Some Summer Outdoor Movie Screenings'; NBC News Counted More Than One Thousand; The New Republic Reported Dozens Left During The Speech; Deborah Has Built A Crowd-Count Matrix; The Two Numbers Do Not Reconcile Political Analysis

The Trump Administration Opened The Sixteen-Day Great American State Fair On The National Mall On June Twenty-Fourth With A Rally; The President Said America ‘Was A Dead Country’ That Is Now ‘The Hottest Country Anywhere In The World’; The Following Day He Posted That At Least Forty-Five Thousand People Had Attended; The Washington Post Reported The Crowd ‘Thinly Covered An Area About The Length Of The National Museum Of American History, Smaller Than Some Summer Outdoor Movie Screenings’; NBC News Counted More Than One Thousand; The New Republic Reported Dozens Left During The Speech; Deborah Has Built A Crowd-Count Matrix; The Two Numbers Do Not Reconcile

On Wednesday, June 24, 2026, the Trump administration opened the 16-day Great American State Fair on the National…

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Image for: Frank Promised, Two Weeks Ago, That He Would Report Back On UFC Freedom 250 Once The Fight Was Over; The Fight Is Over; Justin Gaethje, A Six-To-One Underdog From Safford, Arizona, Who Had Lost Two Previous Title Attempts And Who Had Said He Would Retire The Next Time He Lost, Beat The Undefeated Ilia Topuria By Fourth-Round Corner Stoppage, Handing Topuria The First Loss Of His Career And Sending Him To The Hospital With A Mangled Face; All Seven Fights Ended In Stoppages; Alex Pereira's Bid To Become The First Three-Division Champion Failed; Frank Can Finally Write The Fight, Because The Fight Is Now The Story And The Lawn Is Just Where It Happened Sports

Frank Promised, Two Weeks Ago, That He Would Report Back On UFC Freedom 250 Once The Fight Was Over; The Fight Is Over; Justin Gaethje, A Six-To-One Underdog From Safford, Arizona, Who Had Lost Two Previous Title Attempts And Who Had Said He Would Retire The Next Time He Lost, Beat The Undefeated Ilia Topuria By Fourth-Round Corner Stoppage, Handing Topuria The First Loss Of His Career And Sending Him To The Hospital With A Mangled Face; All Seven Fights Ended In Stoppages; Alex Pereira’s Bid To Become The First Three-Division Champion Failed; Frank Can Finally Write The Fight, Because The Fight Is Now The Story And The Lawn Is Just Where It Happened

On May 27 and again on June 14, Frank Misquote attempted to preview UFC Freedom 250, the mixed…

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Image for: The Department Of The Interior Is, Per NOTUS, Spending Approximately Ninety-Five Million Dollars On D.C. Beautification Projects Initiated Between December And April; The Reflecting Pool Renovation Was Fourteen Million; The Regilding Of Four Horse Statues With Twenty-Three-Point-Seven-Five-Karat Gold Leaf Is Five-Point-One Million; Both Contracts Were Awarded Without Competitive Bidding Under The Same Procurement Provision; Interior Secretary Doug Burgum Has Described The Project As 'Auramaxxing' Washington, D.C.; The Term Is Gen Z Slang; The Sentence Was Posted To The Official Department Of The Interior X Account; Deborah Has Constructed A Priority Matrix; The Matrix Has Two Columns Politics

The Department Of The Interior Is, Per NOTUS, Spending Approximately Ninety-Five Million Dollars On D.C. Beautification Projects Initiated Between December And April; The Reflecting Pool Renovation Was Fourteen Million; The Regilding Of Four Horse Statues With Twenty-Three-Point-Seven-Five-Karat Gold Leaf Is Five-Point-One Million; Both Contracts Were Awarded Without Competitive Bidding Under The Same Procurement Provision; Interior Secretary Doug Burgum Has Described The Project As ‘Auramaxxing’ Washington, D.C.; The Term Is Gen Z Slang; The Sentence Was Posted To The Official Department Of The Interior X Account; Deborah Has Constructed A Priority Matrix; The Matrix Has Two Columns

Per reporting by NOTUS published May 28, 2026, the Department of the Interior under Secretary Doug Burgum is…

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Image for: An Autonomous Food Delivery Robot Operated By DoorDash Rolled Through The Middle Of An Active SWAT Standoff In Chandler, Arizona, Disregarded Police Commands To Vacate The Area, And Reportedly Refused To Leave; The Robot Is Named Dot; It Is Red; It Is About Five Feet Long; It Is Built On Six Wheels; It Was Trying To Deliver Food; Brent Has Driven Through Arizona Twice; Brent Has Driven Past A Chandler Exit Once; Brent Is Going To Cover This Story Anyway Local News

An Autonomous Food Delivery Robot Operated By DoorDash Rolled Through The Middle Of An Active SWAT Standoff In Chandler, Arizona, Disregarded Police Commands To Vacate The Area, And Reportedly Refused To Leave; The Robot Is Named Dot; It Is Red; It Is About Five Feet Long; It Is Built On Six Wheels; It Was Trying To Deliver Food; Brent Has Driven Through Arizona Twice; Brent Has Driven Past A Chandler Exit Once; Brent Is Going To Cover This Story Anyway

On the evening of June 18, 2026, the Chandler Police Department in Chandler, Arizona, was conducting an active…

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Image for: The Same Day Rockstar Games Announced That Pre-Orders For Grand Theft Auto Six Would Open On June Twenty-Fifth, The Official White House X Account Posted A GTA-Style Cover With Donald Trump Captioned 'We Really Saved America Before GTA 6'; Within Two Hours, Robert F. Kennedy Junior's Official Account Posted A Second GTA-Style Cover Promoting Healthy Eating Titled 'Grand Food Groups'; Millicent's Running Catalogue Of Official Federal Government AI Memes Now Has An Entire Subfolder For Video Game Parodies; The Subfolder Was Established In March When The White House Used Wii Sports To Celebrate The Iran War; The War Just Ended; The Memes Continue Culture

The Same Day Rockstar Games Announced That Pre-Orders For Grand Theft Auto Six Would Open On June Twenty-Fifth, The Official White House X Account Posted A GTA-Style Cover With Donald Trump Captioned ‘We Really Saved America Before GTA 6’; Within Two Hours, Robert F. Kennedy Junior’s Official Account Posted A Second GTA-Style Cover Promoting Healthy Eating Titled ‘Grand Food Groups’; Millicent’s Running Catalogue Of Official Federal Government AI Memes Now Has An Entire Subfolder For Video Game Parodies; The Subfolder Was Established In March When The White House Used Wii Sports To Celebrate The Iran War; The War Just Ended; The Memes Continue

On the afternoon of June 18, 2026, Rockstar Games revealed the official cover art for Grand Theft Auto…

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Image for: On June 17, 2026, The United States And Iran Signed A Memorandum Of Understanding That Ended The Iran War; The President Said The Agreement 'Probably Is Unconditional Surrender'; The Iranian Parliament Speaker Held Up His Signed Copy For Cameras In Tehran; Senator Bill Cassidy Said Ronald Reagan Was Rolling Over In His Grave; Thirteen American Service Members Are Dead And Iran's Nuclear Program Is Not Curbed And Sanctions Will Be Lifted; Patricia Has Been Watching The Strait Since February; Patricia Is Going To File Her Closing Brief Politics

On June 17, 2026, The United States And Iran Signed A Memorandum Of Understanding That Ended The Iran War; The President Said The Agreement ‘Probably Is Unconditional Surrender’; The Iranian Parliament Speaker Held Up His Signed Copy For Cameras In Tehran; Senator Bill Cassidy Said Ronald Reagan Was Rolling Over In His Grave; Thirteen American Service Members Are Dead And Iran’s Nuclear Program Is Not Curbed And Sanctions Will Be Lifted; Patricia Has Been Watching The Strait Since February; Patricia Is Going To File Her Closing Brief

On Sunday, June 14, 2026 — the same evening this publication's Frank Misquote was watching UFC Freedom 250…

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Image for: Douglas Filed The Original Reflecting Pool Algae Piece Six Days Ago And At That Time The Worst Thing Happening Was That There Was A Man Standing In The Pool With A Net Removing Algae; Now The Pool Is Bright Green, Workers Are Pouring Jugs Of Hydrogen Peroxide Into It, The Hydrogen Peroxide Has Failed To Kill The Algae But Has Successfully Lifted Three-By-Three-Foot Chunks Of American Flag Blue Paint Off The Bottom, A Swimming-Pool Supply Store Helped CNN Confirm The Phosphate Levels Are Wrong, The Contract Went To A Company With No Federal Experience Without A Bidding Process, And A Viral Tweet Has Diagnosed The President As Unable To Win A War Against Algae; Douglas Is Going To Update The File Politics

Douglas Filed The Original Reflecting Pool Algae Piece Six Days Ago And At That Time The Worst Thing Happening Was That There Was A Man Standing In The Pool With A Net Removing Algae; Now The Pool Is Bright Green, Workers Are Pouring Jugs Of Hydrogen Peroxide Into It, The Hydrogen Peroxide Has Failed To Kill The Algae But Has Successfully Lifted Three-By-Three-Foot Chunks Of American Flag Blue Paint Off The Bottom, A Swimming-Pool Supply Store Helped CNN Confirm The Phosphate Levels Are Wrong, The Contract Went To A Company With No Federal Experience Without A Bidding Process, And A Viral Tweet Has Diagnosed The President As Unable To Win A War Against Algae; Douglas Is Going To Update The File

On June 14, this publication filed Douglas Allegedly's structural analysis of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool's first algae…

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