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Image for: The White House Posted An AI Image Of The President As The Mandalorian Holding Baby Yoda And An American Flag; The Internet Responded With The President As Jabba The Hutt Eating McDonald's; The Jabba Version Got More Likes; The White House Said 'This Is The Way'; The Comments Section Found A Different Way; Happy May The Fourth

The White House Posted An AI Image Of The President As The Mandalorian Holding Baby Yoda And An American Flag; The Internet Responded With The President As Jabba The Hutt Eating McDonald’s; The Jabba Version Got More Likes; The White House Said ‘This Is The Way’; The Comments Section Found A Different Way; Happy May The Fourth

On May 4, 2026 — Star Wars Day, the annual internet holiday organized around the pun 'May the…

May 4, 2026 Editor

Image for: A Man Broke Into A Fried Chicken Restaurant At 2 AM, Walked Past The Cash, And Spent Three Hours Eating Coleslaw And Potato Salad; The Restaurant Posted That Its Food Is 'Worth Catching A Felony For'; The Man Has Been Arrested Five Times In Fifteen Years And Received Probation Every Time; The Sides Were The Point; The System Was Not

A Man Broke Into A Fried Chicken Restaurant At 2 AM, Walked Past The Cash, And Spent Three Hours Eating Coleslaw And Potato Salad; The Restaurant Posted That Its Food Is ‘Worth Catching A Felony For’; The Man Has Been Arrested Five Times In Fifteen Years And Received Probation Every Time; The Sides Were The Point; The System Was Not

At approximately 2 AM on Saturday, a man smashed the glass front door of Maryland Fried Chicken on…

May 2, 2026 Editor

Image for: The President Of The United States Posted An AI Image Of Himself Shirtless On A Golden Floatie In The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool With JD Vance, Marco Rubio, And Doug Burgum At 11:03 PM On A Thursday; He Also Posted Mount Rushmore, UNO Cards, And An Attack On Hakeem Jeffries; This All Happened In Under An Hour; The Reflecting Pool Is Currently Being Coated In 'American Flag Blue'; Douglas Has The Structural Analysis

The President Of The United States Posted An AI Image Of Himself Shirtless On A Golden Floatie In The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool With JD Vance, Marco Rubio, And Doug Burgum At 11:03 PM On A Thursday; He Also Posted Mount Rushmore, UNO Cards, And An Attack On Hakeem Jeffries; This All Happened In Under An Hour; The Reflecting Pool Is Currently Being Coated In ‘American Flag Blue’; Douglas Has The Structural Analysis

At 11:03 PM on Thursday, May 1, 2026, the President of the United States began posting on Truth…

May 2, 2026 Editor

The Internet Has Produced A Photograph Of Two Kings Sitting Together And One Of Them Has A Scepter And The Other Has A Whopper; The Crown On The Left Is The Imperial State Crown; The Crown On The Right Is Cardboard; Both Kings Appear Comfortable; Millicent Has The Brand Analysis

The internet has produced an AI-generated image of King Charles III in full coronation regalia — the Imperial…

May 2, 2026 Editor

Image for: The Government Has Been Partially Shut Down For 72 Days And Lindsey Graham Is Introducing Legislation To Build A $400 Million Ballroom; The East Wing Has Already Been Demolished; The Ballroom Seats 1,000 People; The Dinner That Prompted This Had 2,600 People; Deborah Has The Math And The Math Does Not Work

The Government Has Been Partially Shut Down For 72 Days And Lindsey Graham Is Introducing Legislation To Build A $400 Million Ballroom; The East Wing Has Already Been Demolished; The Ballroom Seats 1,000 People; The Dinner That Prompted This Had 2,600 People; Deborah Has The Math And The Math Does Not Work

On Monday, April 27, 2026 — Day 72 of a partial Department of Homeland Security shutdown — Senator…

April 27, 2026 Editor

Image for: A Man Named His Compound 'Mercy And Truth' And Then Provided Neither; He Told Women They Were Demon Possessed When They Wouldn't Obey Him; He Forced Them To Take 80 Pills A Day; He Pulled A Child's Teeth As Punishment; A Baby Died; The Charges Go Back 12 Years; He Pleaded Not Guilty

A Man Named His Compound ‘Mercy And Truth’ And Then Provided Neither; He Told Women They Were Demon Possessed When They Wouldn’t Obey Him; He Forced Them To Take 80 Pills A Day; He Pulled A Child’s Teeth As Punishment; A Baby Died; The Charges Go Back 12 Years; He Pleaded Not Guilty

Sam Shetler, 42, owned and operated an Amish and Mennonite retreat in Cooper County, Missouri called 'Mercy and…

April 27, 2026 Editor

Image for: The Internet Was Asked What It Trusts More Than Health Advice From RFK Jr; 738 People Answered; The Answers Include Gas Station Sushi, Drinks From Bill Cosby, The Texas Power Grid During A Winter Storm, A Ride On An OceanGate Submersible, And Dr. Phil Performing A Colonoscopy; Millicent Has Categorized Them; The Categories Are Devastating

The Internet Was Asked What It Trusts More Than Health Advice From RFK Jr; 738 People Answered; The Answers Include Gas Station Sushi, Drinks From Bill Cosby, The Texas Power Grid During A Winter Storm, A Ride On An OceanGate Submersible, And Dr. Phil Performing A Colonoscopy; Millicent Has Categorized Them; The Categories Are Devastating

A Facebook post asked a simple question: 'Things you trust more than health advice from RFK Jr?' The…

April 25, 2026 Editor

Image for: The Surgeon General Wrote 837 Pages About Tobacco Use In America; The Internet Read The Headline; The Headline Is 'Gay People Vape More'; The 837 Pages Explain Why And The Why Is Not Funny; The Headline Is Being Treated As Comedy; Yolanda Has Read The Report And The Report Is About Trauma

The Surgeon General Wrote 837 Pages About Tobacco Use In America; The Internet Read The Headline; The Headline Is ‘Gay People Vape More’; The 837 Pages Explain Why And The Why Is Not Funny; The Headline Is Being Treated As Comedy; Yolanda Has Read The Report And The Report Is About Trauma

In November 2024, the U.S. Surgeon General's office published an 837-page report on tobacco use in America. The…

April 25, 2026 Editor

Joey Smoak, The Man Who Rose To BOP Boss In One Week, Who Has His Own Power Anthem, Who Is Called ‘Mr. Diesel,’ Who Is The Right Hand Of Potter, And Who Has Never Once Failed To Answer When Chaos Came Knockin’, Turns A Year Older Today; DWPF Remains Standing; These Two Facts Are Not Unrelated; Happy Birthday, Mr. DWPF

Today is the birthday of Joey Smoak — BOP boss, diesel generator sovereign, right hand of Potter, savior…

April 25, 2026 Editor

Image for: The Secretary Of Health Has Announced That The President Has A Different Way Of Calculating Percentages; The Different Way Is Wrong; He Said It Twice; PolitiFact Rated It Pants On Fire; Elizabeth Warren Said Companies Would Be Paying You To Take Their Drugs; Kennedy Called It A 'Mathematical Device'; Math Has Not Commented

The Secretary Of Health Has Announced That The President Has A Different Way Of Calculating Percentages; The Different Way Is Wrong; He Said It Twice; PolitiFact Rated It Pants On Fire; Elizabeth Warren Said Companies Would Be Paying You To Take Their Drugs; Kennedy Called It A ‘Mathematical Device’; Math Has Not Commented

On April 22, 2026, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told the Senate Finance Committee…

April 24, 2026 Editor